Impact Wrestling 6/28: AJ/Angle vs. Daniels/Kazarian,Taelor Hendrix Gutcheck
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ThatTruth777
Superstar
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
I meant to say that 
Dixie like "WHAT??!!!"
Fallen AngeL
Dixie like "WHAT??!!!"
Fallen AngeL
Daniels and Kaz getting their belts back and Daniels pulling a Maury Povich on that crack ho makes up a little for that bullshyt last week.
Honga Ciganesta
Japanese Keyhole Porn Don
AJ should've wrapped it up twice 
Saw that shyt coming though, they had to try and keep it going I guess.
Saw that shyt coming though, they had to try and keep it going I guess.
Thoroughly makes up for it
Well brehs, another good Thursday. After Daylito drops that review, we can keep it movin till next week
Hopefully Rashard Cameron doesn't die this weekend.
Dude is going to be wrestling New Jack
Gangstas vs Blk Out | Extreme Rising
Dude is going to be wrestling New Jack
Gangstas vs Blk Out | Extreme Rising
Hopefully Rashard Cameron doesn't die this weekend.
Dude is going to be wrestling New Jack
Gangstas vs Blk Out | Extreme Rising
Joey Ryan sonning that fat chump Sernechia again 
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
Hopefully Rashard Cameron doesn't die this weekend.
Dude is going to be wrestling New Jack
Gangstas vs Blk Out | Extreme Rising
nikka might not make it out of corona with how he acts half the time. That lil nikka Sabian got heart though
The Push Man
Pro
Hopefully Rashard Cameron doesn't die this weekend.
Dude is going to be wrestling New Jack
Why do people still do this in 2012
Shadow
Enjoy your life and loved ones.
at the surprises tonight. Joey Ryan, Scorpio Sky, Jigsaw, Sonjay Dutt and ole boy with the fro saying "Philly all day." to the beat of his music.Moonsault into a double stomp!
Great show tonight, probably the best live show this year.
I wonder who's gonna show up next week for the x-division tournament, I'd be
if El Generico came running down the ramp.Aries calling Hogan "H Double"
Thanks to HulkaMatt on somethingawful for the updated charts.
This is what I think about this episode:
Ok TSC when we last met last week TNA has given us a shytty M. Night Shyamalan-style twist to a then intriguing storyline but as usual TNA found a way to ruin the storyline... so as usual TSC is gonna make fun of it because that's what we do to find entertainment. Seriously that chick that they brought out didn't even look even close to a former dope fiend that need Dixie's money and AJ Styles preying for her soul... was Sting busy? Highlights of Austin Aries elevating the status of the X-Division Title... even by vacating it LIKE A BAUCE, also Kaz and Daniels being exposed as bald headed liars and being dealt with by Indiana Allen Jones & The Powerbombs of Doom. Backstage Styles and Milf Dixie talking backstage like they trying to audition for the new season of Dallas starring Da Gawd J.R. Ewing. Now they got the ex-crackhead Clair Lynch backstage with Dixie probably looking for Jeff Hardy for a quick fix... here we go.
A BFG Series Match with Anderson Kennedy and his Alfalfa haircut to face Rob Van Dam who also prpbably gotten a fix from Jeff Hardy backstage. Ok so apparently the time limit for thse BFG Series matches are being changed from 10 minutes to 15 minutes... so once again TNA is making it up as they go. Despite the overall dislike of Anderson I'll admit he's been pretty decent in the ring in the past couple of weeks. RVD showing his smarts by trying to get a submission win throughout this match to catch up with James Storm's gigantic lead. Anderson going for a fireman's carry roll but RVD counters it for a pinfall victory for 7 points. Despite Van Dam's victory he's only in 5th place... someone needs to take out James Storm's knees "Tanya Harding" style like they did Matt Morgan last year.
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived Austin Aries comes to the ring probably currently being the most over babyface in wrestling today. I still shake my damn head on the fact that WWE passed on A-Double from Tough Enough... silly rabbits. So apparently Aries says that there will be a tournament to declair a new X-Division Champion, should be a good one but they need to bring back the X-Cup because that was piff. Aries putting himself over as well as the X-Division over like a man who knows how to cut a great promo and not cutting stupid ass Star Wars promos *cough cough Cena cough cough* Da Champ Robert Roode looking sharp like Forbes C.E.O. comming out not backing down from Austin's swag counteracting it with his own swag. Damn that crowd is live and in love with Aries, along with CM Punk and D-bry, ROH Alumi is reigning supreme. Oh snap the champs are going to collide... but Roode says "Nah, not now."
Highlights of Clair Lynch showing worse acting that season 4 of Heroes. Now she's interviewing backstage... her teeth are too white for her to used to be on drugs. Kaz pissed off backstage about Daniels' fake blackmail photos, Daniels didn't learn from the school of Ric Flair when it comes to blackmail photos and all he used was glue and invisible tape. Christie Hemme looking good in purple announcing the first match for spots in the Ultimate X Match For The X-Dixision Title. Wow it's a returning Sonjay Dutt bald as Kojack vs Rubix... I believe he is the wrestler Jigsaw from the independent circuit. As good as Sanjay is I'm surprised he never won the X-Division belt before. HOLY shyt THAT WAS A HELL OF A SPINNING DDT... DAMN A FLIP FOOT STOMP OFF THE TOP ROPE, SANJAY WINS! I want Sanjay to win the title he's my official pick to win the tournament and the Impact Zone agrees with me. Time for GutCheck Judges to talk about Taelor Hicks's performance last week. Brother Love and Al Snow making good points, but Taz as usual trying to throw salt in the game as usual... and why is Taz back ass judge, is Sting busy? Funny how the judges talking about making her a draw... silly judges women wrestlers haven't been a draw since Trish Stratus has been champion but that's just my opinion.
Bully Ray comming down flexing his calves for his BFG Series match against Samoa Joe. Samoa Joe comming out ready to fight and straight not giving a fukk... this is the classic Samoa Joe that I love to see. Bully Ray acting like a coward killing time like he wants tie 2 point draw. Joe selling like Bully gouged his eye out like The Joker did a magic trick to it. Damn Bully beating the shyt outta Joe's arm, reminds me of the dead baby arm joke by Mike Epps. A hell of a Rock Bottom by Bully ray, how that's not his main finisher I'll never know. Bully is the only person other than Ric Flair that never hits that top rope splash. What the fukk... Joseph Park is hobbling his ass down to the ring to smack the shyt outta Bully Ray for Samoa Joe to get that Rear Naked Choke submission for 10 points... still no way near the lead but execellent match. Damn Joesph admiting that he's been punked out from elementary, middle, high school, college, and law school like a bytch. So in two weeks time a rematch between Joseph Park vs Bully Ray is going to happen... since the AJ/Dixie love child storyline has been sestroyed, this Bully Ray/Joseph park storyline is TNA's current best storyline.
So Mike Tenay telling everyone to go on impactwrestling.com to listen to the real phone call and the edited phone call between AJ Styles and Dixie Carter, and Daniels would have gotten away from it too but McNutly, Freeman and Prezbo saw through the wire and brought out the truth. More intervew of Dixie and Crack Lynch... boring as hell. Kaz begging to Boss Hogan to not be in the tag team championship match as Daniel's tag partner but Hoegan ain't trying to hear that shyt so the match is on. ALL HELL NO... No Queen Maddie please don't be trying to holla at Garrett Bischoff... wait Garrett is not the crush she's asking for help? SWERVE! Madam Brooke Hoegan marketing Brooke Tessmacher with Direct Auto Insurance, but Gail Kim Ishii ain't having it. Gail Kim want her rightful rematch clause match and Madam Hoegan books the match next week.
Lucious Christie Hemme calling the next X-Division Title Shot match betwen Rashad Cameron vs Mason Andrews, as Rampage Jackson would say "IT'S GONE BE BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!" Rashad Cameron looks like a small Ben Wallace with his afro puff and goatee. Both men are high flying and athletic, perfect for the X-Division style. Mason Andrews reminds me of a young Shelton Benjamin with the way he's wrestling. Rashad using R-Truth's "Little Jimmie's Truth Teller" for the win and advance to the Ultimate X Match for the X-Division Title, damn he's heavily reppin' the hoods of Philly. James Storm and Based Hardy meeting with Boss Hogan being booked as the main event next week. In the ring now for the final GutCheck judging of Taelor Hicks with Al Snow, Bruce Prichard and that cock-smuggling sumbytch Taz. Taelor dressed like she's going to Comic Con with her blue and yellow outfit and firey red hair. Taz votes... yes. OH shyt Joey Ryan in the front row talking shyt to Taz... damn they brought out at least 90 goons to drag out Joey Ryan, the TNA Nexus is comming soon. Al Snow votes... no. Bruce Prichard votes... yes. Taelor Hicks is now an official TNA Knockout. Backstage Kurt Angle hyping up his partner Styles getting ready for the main event. Apparently Styles vs Daniels in a Last Man Standing Match at the ppv, should have been a Street Fight but whatever.
Damn apparently Samoa Joe's victory puts him at second place with 27 points, Chris Sabin next week gonna talking about re-injuring himself last week. Why is Dixie and her ex-addict friend Clair in the front row? Time for the main event, Daniel and Kaz comes out... apparently Kaz isn't Daniel's prison bytch anymore. Killa Kurtis Angle comes out... I wish he comes home to the WWE and gets a Undertaker-type contract, not AJ Styles coming out throwing up the Roc-a-Fella Illumani Diamond up. Oh shyt Styles went straight toward the throat on Kaz... he's pissed. Kaz is not in this match at all he's just standing there, he won't be going to the pay window at this rate. This is now basically a 3 on 1 Handicapped Tag Team Title Match and Daniels is holding his own. Now kaz is in this and that was a nice TKO on Angle. AJ is "stylin'" on Daniels.. oh shyt here comes the typical referee bump. Daniels gots a steel chair but Kaz takes the chair and deserts Daniels... oh snap Kaz comes back and hit AJ with the chair... DANIELS AND KAZ ARE TAG TEAM CHAMPS... Swerve! There has been more swerves in tonight's Impact than the song "Mercy" by Kanye West. Daniels claims that Clair Lynch's baby she's pregnant with belongs to AJ Styles... so this storyline must continue. I'm done, time for me to listen to "Da nikka Tape" that I downloaded from The Booth. Coli Coli Coli... fukk The Other Siiiiiddeee!
Ok TSC when we last met last week TNA has given us a shytty M. Night Shyamalan-style twist to a then intriguing storyline but as usual TNA found a way to ruin the storyline... so as usual TSC is gonna make fun of it because that's what we do to find entertainment. Seriously that chick that they brought out didn't even look even close to a former dope fiend that need Dixie's money and AJ Styles preying for her soul... was Sting busy? Highlights of Austin Aries elevating the status of the X-Division Title... even by vacating it LIKE A BAUCE, also Kaz and Daniels being exposed as bald headed liars and being dealt with by Indiana Allen Jones & The Powerbombs of Doom. Backstage Styles and Milf Dixie talking backstage like they trying to audition for the new season of Dallas starring Da Gawd J.R. Ewing. Now they got the ex-crackhead Clair Lynch backstage with Dixie probably looking for Jeff Hardy for a quick fix... here we go.
A BFG Series Match with Anderson Kennedy and his Alfalfa haircut to face Rob Van Dam who also prpbably gotten a fix from Jeff Hardy backstage. Ok so apparently the time limit for thse BFG Series matches are being changed from 10 minutes to 15 minutes... so once again TNA is making it up as they go. Despite the overall dislike of Anderson I'll admit he's been pretty decent in the ring in the past couple of weeks. RVD showing his smarts by trying to get a submission win throughout this match to catch up with James Storm's gigantic lead. Anderson going for a fireman's carry roll but RVD counters it for a pinfall victory for 7 points. Despite Van Dam's victory he's only in 5th place... someone needs to take out James Storm's knees "Tanya Harding" style like they did Matt Morgan last year.
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived Austin Aries comes to the ring probably currently being the most over babyface in wrestling today. I still shake my damn head on the fact that WWE passed on A-Double from Tough Enough... silly rabbits. So apparently Aries says that there will be a tournament to declair a new X-Division Champion, should be a good one but they need to bring back the X-Cup because that was piff. Aries putting himself over as well as the X-Division over like a man who knows how to cut a great promo and not cutting stupid ass Star Wars promos *cough cough Cena cough cough* Da Champ Robert Roode looking sharp like Forbes C.E.O. comming out not backing down from Austin's swag counteracting it with his own swag. Damn that crowd is live and in love with Aries, along with CM Punk and D-bry, ROH Alumi is reigning supreme. Oh snap the champs are going to collide... but Roode says "Nah, not now."
Highlights of Clair Lynch showing worse acting that season 4 of Heroes. Now she's interviewing backstage... her teeth are too white for her to used to be on drugs. Kaz pissed off backstage about Daniels' fake blackmail photos, Daniels didn't learn from the school of Ric Flair when it comes to blackmail photos and all he used was glue and invisible tape. Christie Hemme looking good in purple announcing the first match for spots in the Ultimate X Match For The X-Dixision Title. Wow it's a returning Sonjay Dutt bald as Kojack vs Rubix... I believe he is the wrestler Jigsaw from the independent circuit. As good as Sanjay is I'm surprised he never won the X-Division belt before. HOLY shyt THAT WAS A HELL OF A SPINNING DDT... DAMN A FLIP FOOT STOMP OFF THE TOP ROPE, SANJAY WINS! I want Sanjay to win the title he's my official pick to win the tournament and the Impact Zone agrees with me. Time for GutCheck Judges to talk about Taelor Hicks's performance last week. Brother Love and Al Snow making good points, but Taz as usual trying to throw salt in the game as usual... and why is Taz back ass judge, is Sting busy? Funny how the judges talking about making her a draw... silly judges women wrestlers haven't been a draw since Trish Stratus has been champion but that's just my opinion.
Bully Ray comming down flexing his calves for his BFG Series match against Samoa Joe. Samoa Joe comming out ready to fight and straight not giving a fukk... this is the classic Samoa Joe that I love to see. Bully Ray acting like a coward killing time like he wants tie 2 point draw. Joe selling like Bully gouged his eye out like The Joker did a magic trick to it. Damn Bully beating the shyt outta Joe's arm, reminds me of the dead baby arm joke by Mike Epps. A hell of a Rock Bottom by Bully ray, how that's not his main finisher I'll never know. Bully is the only person other than Ric Flair that never hits that top rope splash. What the fukk... Joseph Park is hobbling his ass down to the ring to smack the shyt outta Bully Ray for Samoa Joe to get that Rear Naked Choke submission for 10 points... still no way near the lead but execellent match. Damn Joesph admiting that he's been punked out from elementary, middle, high school, college, and law school like a bytch. So in two weeks time a rematch between Joseph Park vs Bully Ray is going to happen... since the AJ/Dixie love child storyline has been sestroyed, this Bully Ray/Joseph park storyline is TNA's current best storyline.
So Mike Tenay telling everyone to go on impactwrestling.com to listen to the real phone call and the edited phone call between AJ Styles and Dixie Carter, and Daniels would have gotten away from it too but McNutly, Freeman and Prezbo saw through the wire and brought out the truth. More intervew of Dixie and Crack Lynch... boring as hell. Kaz begging to Boss Hogan to not be in the tag team championship match as Daniel's tag partner but Hoegan ain't trying to hear that shyt so the match is on. ALL HELL NO... No Queen Maddie please don't be trying to holla at Garrett Bischoff... wait Garrett is not the crush she's asking for help? SWERVE! Madam Brooke Hoegan marketing Brooke Tessmacher with Direct Auto Insurance, but Gail Kim Ishii ain't having it. Gail Kim want her rightful rematch clause match and Madam Hoegan books the match next week.
Lucious Christie Hemme calling the next X-Division Title Shot match betwen Rashad Cameron vs Mason Andrews, as Rampage Jackson would say "IT'S GONE BE BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!" Rashad Cameron looks like a small Ben Wallace with his afro puff and goatee. Both men are high flying and athletic, perfect for the X-Division style. Mason Andrews reminds me of a young Shelton Benjamin with the way he's wrestling. Rashad using R-Truth's "Little Jimmie's Truth Teller" for the win and advance to the Ultimate X Match for the X-Division Title, damn he's heavily reppin' the hoods of Philly. James Storm and Based Hardy meeting with Boss Hogan being booked as the main event next week. In the ring now for the final GutCheck judging of Taelor Hicks with Al Snow, Bruce Prichard and that cock-smuggling sumbytch Taz. Taelor dressed like she's going to Comic Con with her blue and yellow outfit and firey red hair. Taz votes... yes. OH shyt Joey Ryan in the front row talking shyt to Taz... damn they brought out at least 90 goons to drag out Joey Ryan, the TNA Nexus is comming soon. Al Snow votes... no. Bruce Prichard votes... yes. Taelor Hicks is now an official TNA Knockout. Backstage Kurt Angle hyping up his partner Styles getting ready for the main event. Apparently Styles vs Daniels in a Last Man Standing Match at the ppv, should have been a Street Fight but whatever.
Damn apparently Samoa Joe's victory puts him at second place with 27 points, Chris Sabin next week gonna talking about re-injuring himself last week. Why is Dixie and her ex-addict friend Clair in the front row? Time for the main event, Daniel and Kaz comes out... apparently Kaz isn't Daniel's prison bytch anymore. Killa Kurtis Angle comes out... I wish he comes home to the WWE and gets a Undertaker-type contract, not AJ Styles coming out throwing up the Roc-a-Fella Illumani Diamond up. Oh shyt Styles went straight toward the throat on Kaz... he's pissed. Kaz is not in this match at all he's just standing there, he won't be going to the pay window at this rate. This is now basically a 3 on 1 Handicapped Tag Team Title Match and Daniels is holding his own. Now kaz is in this and that was a nice TKO on Angle. AJ is "stylin'" on Daniels.. oh shyt here comes the typical referee bump. Daniels gots a steel chair but Kaz takes the chair and deserts Daniels... oh snap Kaz comes back and hit AJ with the chair... DANIELS AND KAZ ARE TAG TEAM CHAMPS... Swerve! There has been more swerves in tonight's Impact than the song "Mercy" by Kanye West. Daniels claims that Clair Lynch's baby she's pregnant with belongs to AJ Styles... so this storyline must continue. I'm done, time for me to listen to "Da nikka Tape" that I downloaded from The Booth. Coli Coli Coli... fukk The Other Siiiiiddeee!
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
Why do people still do this in 2012
He has before. New Jack didn't kill him then I doubt he'd do it now. He hasn't even gotten around to killin Grimes yet.