Imagine living in Gotham nickle & diming only for a nikka in a Bat suit to pull up and beat your ass

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No nikkas in Gotham

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Wasn't Harvey(Two-Face) black?
 

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I LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX!
I bet The Riddler would be a pain in the ass to hang out with or work for...

Riddler: "Riddle me this, henchman. What says moo and..."
Henchman: "It's roast beef. :beli: It's always roast beef. Condiment King Craft Service is the only caterer that will deliver to the lair, and roast beef is the only non-vegetarian sandwich they make, so that's what we're all eating. You don't have to make up a riddle for it every goddamn lunch. :stopitslime:"
Riddler: "Haha fooled you, it's chocolate milk! You got the riddle wrong, now you pay with your..."
Henchman: "Goddammit give it a rest already! :hhh:"
 

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ID RUN FASTER IF I WERE YOU:russ:

I HAVEN'T FED THEM IN WEEKS:russ:

OH NOOOOO YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR MONEY:russ:"
This shyt got me legit crying bruh :laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:



“Hey Mr.Joker sir, I think I’m done, it’s time I go back to the regular life, maybe get a job and spend time with my family. I hope that’s fine”

Joker: you have a family?:krs:

Other henchmen: :francis:

:laff:
 

Doctor Doom

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bludhaven only has blockbuster, how is that worse than gotham?

Cause Nightwing ain't got the city on lock like that.

Yeah Gotham be grimy and trifling, but the Bat's name rings out in those streets and got nikkas second guessing. Bludhaven no one real scared of Nightwing so them nikkas over there reckless af.
 

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Why no one in Gotham ever just thought to move to Bludhaven?
Cause Batman ain't bout shyt. :yeshrug:
Yeah he'll put the foofops on you but he ain't gonna Deadpool you. Plus the jail system there will have you back on the streets by the weekend. Back to serving. Packs still moving. :mjlol:
 
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