Imagine living in Gotham nickle & diming only for a nikka in a Bat suit to pull up and beat your ass

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Yeah idk what the fukk this nikka on:mjlol:

Joker hit that nikka with

"You're unhappy?:dwillhuh: well goodness me you're free to go.:jawalrus: here's your severance pay. Is $100,000 ok? SPLENDID:pachaha:. Now all you have to do is beat these Hyenas to the door:russ:
ID RUN FASTER IF I WERE YOU:russ:

I HAVEN'T FED THEM IN WEEKS:russ:

OH NOOOOO YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR MONEY:russ:"

Give The Joker a 2 weeks notice brehs:mjlol:
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fukked up part is that nikka can really exist. He aint got no powers just very tactical and skilled. :sadcam:
That's the biggest joke tho.

Batman can't exist because his his superpowers are his money and the infinite amount of ambiguous time comics grant you

Him being this tactical and physical specimen is just a clever cover for him being the equivalent of a game's AI on extra hard:mjlol:
 
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They did this in the comics and the Batman: Brave and the Bold cartoon, but imagine being the criminal directly responsible for the creation of Batman. If that somehow gets out and all your criminal friends then giving you :rudy: :demonic: :birdman: looks. "So you're the reason that Batman is here and making life hard for all of us. :ufdup:."

You think batman was strangling joker at the end...:jbhmm:

I read that as the joker saying they both absolutely insane.

Grant Morrison (another huge Batman writer) believes Batman snapped the Joker's neck at the end of that story. Who knows? :yeshrug:
 

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