IMAGINE A KYRIE 30 FOR 30 TYPE DOCUMENTARY

[DoubleClutch]

 

[Reggie]

He was supposed to be the one to to be the next media darling but they figured out he was a bit to opinionated for that. From the shoes to the commercials to the movie Kyrie was built up to be the one.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

There's people who DON'T want to see that.

 

[DoubleClutch]

The legend of kyrie

 

[Professor Emeritus]

That's my native American, Muslim, Israelite..

Kemeticism, 5 percent nation, NOI, black Hindu, Buddhist, half man half amazing little mountain

Australian, Vegetarian, FBA, ADOS, and Chief Creative Officer of a Chinese sneaker company.

 

[fifth column]

Australian, Vegetarian, FBA, ADOS, and Chief Creative Officer of a Chinese sneaker company.

And who you supposed to be

 

[DoubleClutch]

All the media shifting opinions on kyrie early just in case he wins a championship

They don’t wanna look like they switched up soon as he wins

Maybe the nba is doing some type of damage control to make him a star again

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Highshool mixtape phenom

Rod Strickland Godson

Born in Australia. Trained by Father

Injured at Duke. Returns plays a few college games STILL drafted #1

Cavs new hope in the post Lebron era

Kobe’s 1st protege

Rookie of the year

Teams up with Bron to win 1st title in Cleveland

Fall out with Lebron

Celtics years start to ruin reputation

The injuries

The earth is flat

Embracing his Native American roots

Brooklyn Nets/Superteam/Covid era

Proceeds to get canceled and blackballed for a tweet

Nike drops him

They say his career is over!

Gets traded to Dallas to team up with the EUROPEAN Lebron

Goes to NBA FINALS basically in two Seasons!

Full circle moment


And the story isn’t even over yet

If he don’t have a camera crew following him these NBA Finals….

You nikkas ain’t ready for that Deuteronomy Byrie doc