I'm the biggest joke in the world, going on month 13 of a celibate relationship

[Basil of Baker Street]

Sounds like you love the bytch. Either shyt or get off the pot.

It's gonna keep fukking u up. I'd recommend the gmb route, but if you're that crazy about her then.. well, shyt marry her. Take steps to protect yourself first

Marriage is a no go. My life would be a living hell.

 

[T'krm]

She's absolutely my type physically. I don't want to miss out on having sex with that. Everything else about her is just trash. Terrible attitude combative all types of stuff. I've never had a girl like her before. And I'm desperate to keep her. Even though I just get to look at her. She walks around naked around me. But she doesn't have sex. I sometimes pray that God let me not wake up the next day .

Troll thread.


In any regard, loser shyt

 

[Arithmetic]

:DrakeDucktales:

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

Ok. Thread is

I wouldn't waste either of our time. Believe what you want.

 

[ORDER_66]

I'm about to start putting blatant dumbass liars on ignore here on the coli for wasting coli server space, if I was an admin I'd send this shyt to the bushes...

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I wouldn't waste either of our time. Believe what you want.

LIfe's short, breh. Stop trolling on the internet.

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

You lying... straight up.


Ain't no bytch from BR on that celibate shyt like that.

At 19.

With 7 bodies

She is not 19 now. Much older now. She said that was her body count back then though and only added 1 years later by mistake/slipping up. I want her to slip up again.

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Does she give you oral, hand jobs, let you fukk her through the ass at least

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

I'm about to start putting blatant dumbass liars on ignore here on the coli for wasting coli server space, if I was an admin I'd send this shyt to the bushes...

I don't know what you find so unbelievable about this. I've seriously been in a relationship for 13 months with a girl that is celibate. I have sex on the side but I don't want to I'd just honestly would like to have sex with my girlfriend. I feel stupid as hell though.

 

[bangbreh]

OP's name is Little Foot
We know why you aren't gettin buns, so do you

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

Does she give you oral, hand jobs, let you fukk her through the ass at least

Hand job and oral. I ask more frequent but she had the nerve to be like didn't I give you mouth last month?

 

[ORDER_66]

I don't know what you find so unbelievable about this. I've seriously been in a relationship for 13 months with a girl that is celibate. I have sex on the side but I don't want to I'd just honestly would like to have sex with my girlfriend. I feel stupid as hell though.

People lie on the coli all the time...

I want you to man the fukk up and make a decision right now, stop sounding like a little bytch...

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Hand job and oral. I ask more frequent but she had the nerve to be like didn't I give you mouth last month?

Last month



"Bytch"


Push for ass play, use lube, and put it in the wrong hole

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

People lie on the coli all the time...

I want you to man the fukk up and make a decision right now, stop sounding like a little bytch...

I'm just gonna be blunt an straight up be like I need some p*ssy. This is crazy. I'll let y'all know how it goes.

 

[Let A Fro Be A Fro]

If her legs are closed to you, your wallet should be closed to her.

I bet you've put thousands into this so-called "relationship", though.