I'm the biggest joke in the world, going on month 13 of a celibate relationship

[Basil of Baker Street]

What exactly is your goal here? To fukk her and then leave? Seems pointless.

I love/hate her. No matter what terrible things she does or put me through I always come back and all up in her face like a grade a simp. Like I said I think something is up here she might honestly be a witch or something.

 

[invalid]

Please believe I am. But I rather not cheat I want to be an honest man and just have sex with my girlfriend!

An honest man? Nikka you ain’t married. Girlfriends are meant to be cheated on, fukk you mean? You ain’t made no covenant to God yet, go get you some buns.

 

[semicko82]

R u trollin? If not why u not fukkin other women?

This

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

It is always about mating with women first.
If you not her mate, you not on shyt..
Also if you with someone declining intimacy.

You decline even acknowledging them or knowing them.
You never entertain a female who declines intimacy.

Immediately remove yourself and your company from a woman declining intimacy.

Tell that non-mating gooflame ass bih to move around.

Art Barr

It's the hardest thing I've ever done. I might just end up marrying her to taste that nectar. It's like I'm being enticed by the snake off of Robin Hood and meet my untimely end.

 

[Brolic Scholar]

I respect that.
You have to go hard or go home.
Just don’t waste too much more time.

Why do you respect that?

 

[Mac Brown]

She's absolutely my type physically. I don't want to miss out on having sex with that. Everything else about her is just trash. Terrible attitude combative all types of stuff. I've never had a girl like her before. And I'm desperate to keep her. Even though I just get to look at her. She walks around naked around me. But she doesn't have sex. I sometimes pray that God let me not wake up the next day .

Ya playing yaself..... I understand you young and really only see the physical.... but you GOT to let that go ASAP. And by ASAP, I mean tonight.


I can garauntee, that bytch soul is corrupted. I remember lil ho's like that back in my day. I fukked them in the ass mouth, p*ssy, and armpit while they BF's was planning dinner dates at applebees.

 

[ORDER_66]

She is from baton rouge. I asked her about her knowing anything about voodoo .She didn't have a clue .Seriously is there any way to tell? Please let me know..I need to break this.

I don't know... You're outta luck buddy... all I know is that your a chump and a loser and in a relationship and haven't fukked for that long... It's a dead bedroom relationship. bush her keep her as a friend and find someone else... how many posts are you gonna see the same shyt and YOU DO NOTHING... stop making excuses, stop wasting coli server space and our damned time...

 

[Mac Brown]

It's the hardest thing I've ever done. I might just end up marrying her to taste that nectar. It's like I'm being enticed by the snake off of Robin Hood and meet my untimely end.

Have some dignity youngsta

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

So you made a bytch wanna stop fukking who had been fukking? What type of conversations were you having to unlock that achievement?

And you moved her in? I bet I could fukk her in a day. You got mega ultra friend zoned.

Shes been celibate for years. Not just me .

 

[semicko82]

fukk is a celibate relationship?

They're waiting for marriage

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Shes been celibate for years. Not just me .

You believed that?

I have a bridge I’m selling. You’d make a killing off the tolls.

 

[EndDomination]

I like how everyone in here so far believes this nikka

If he’s lying, it’s still entertaining.

 

[The Infamous]

At least you got a girl


#UglyGang

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I love/hate her. No matter what terrible things she does or put me through I always come back and all up in her face like a grade a simp. Like I said I think something is up here she might honestly be a witch or something.

Sounds like you love the bytch. Either shyt or get off the pot.

It's gonna keep fukking u up. I'd recommend the gmb route, but if you're that crazy about her then.. well, shyt marry her. Take steps to protect yourself first

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

I like how everyone in here so far believes this nikka

I'm not lying. I'm sitting in the car and she's sleeping upstairs. We're on vacation, had a nice dinner out, start cuddling up for a movie but then she fall asleep. It was like 9pm. I'm like, we should be having nasty degenerate sex right now.