I'm starting to simp after the Tijuana hooker that I lost my virginity to last week

[Mensch Fontana]

I'm in my hotel room right now but an hour earlier, I came back to the same hooker and dropped $200+ on a two hour session (strapped up as last time). Literally exploded. Afterwards, I laid on the bed and just pillow talked with her for the rest of the 30 minutes. I learned a lot about her and stuff. How she got into the game cause she got divorced and had to pay child support(Mexico's divorce laws are HOH) but she eventually ended up loving her job. How we need to get over our Christian hangups. That she taught me the "right way to do it". How to protect yourself against STD's. How cheating is wrong. Tit went on until they were knocking on the door and basically asked us to GTFO and she said to continue the conversation online.

I really started to get the feels but I had to literally slap myself out of it.


It's not DuckTales because the Coli is the only place/people in my life that I can admit this since it's (mostly) anonymous. Here's a pic of proof.

Spoiler: ashy, overwashed hands

Proof of what? Not owning a bottle of lotion?

 

[the cool]

it’s the 0 likes that killed me. And damn I know exactly where that spot is

I’ve been to that taco spot too after Hong Kong lol

 

[Sindicated]

Some Coli OGs need to pull him to the side because this is… just sad

Breh you ain’t see that hand this nikka IS a coli OG

That ain’t the hand of a 20 year old breh, this nikka definitely in his 30s-40s.

23 years old. I washed my hands like three times after doing the deed.

nikka stop lying idk why y’all old heads be lying about your age.

That is clearly the hand of a middle aged man and you definitely not 240 at my absolute biggest and lowest point of my life I was 240 and my hands ain’t look nothing like that.

 

[Sindicated]

Dbl.

 

[JadeB]

Breh you ain’t see that hand this nikka IS a coli OG

That ain’t the hand of a 20 year old breh, this nikka definitely in his 30s-40s.



nikka stop lying idk why y’all old heads be lying about your age.

That is clearly the hand of a middle aged man and you definitely not 240 at my absolute biggest and lowest point of my life I was 240 and my hands ain’t look nothing like that.

I am 23. And I'm 5'11, so I'm not really a blob or anything

 

[AceDeuce]

My nikka...just stop going. Or find a different one in Hong Kong, the first one will catch the hint. Or, like I said before, take yo ass to Adelitas. But don't end up in no pregnancy trap or worse. I've had a few homies take L's to the TJ hoes...

 

[Rozay Oro]

@JadeB if Rozay finally got a gf. You need to lose weight fat nikka and eventually find you a cute brehette like me

 

[JadeB]

My nikka...just stop going. Or find a different one in Hong Kong, the first one will catch the hint. Or, like I said before, take yo ass to Adelitas. But don't end up in no pregnancy trap or worse. I've had a few homies take L's to the TJ hoes...

You're talking about the one that overcharged me? And I know some of them chicks will try to extort you if get them pregnant.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Put a ring on it OP. Save her from the streets.


I’m sure you can turn that whore into a house wide!

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

How do you feel now since becoming a sex tourist?

 

[Deus]

At least he ain't fukking trannies...right?

Pensive

• Deus
• Sep 10, 2020

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

My nikka...just stop going. Or find a different one in Hong Kong, the first one will catch the hint. Or, like I said before, take yo ass to Adelitas. But don't end up in no pregnancy trap or worse. I've had a few homies take L's to the TJ hoes...

Nikkas raw dogging hookers

 

[JadeB]

How do you feel now since becoming a sex tourist?

Like shyt

 

[JadeB]

Nikkas raw dogging hookers

On reddit, there was a thread where some dudes admitted to bareabacking girls for an extra hundred in Tijuana

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

On reddit, there was a thread where some dudes admitted to bareabacking girls for an extra hundred in Tijuana