I'm starting to simp after the Tijuana hooker that I lost my virginity to last week

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JadeB said:
The Venezuelana tried to overcharge me:why:. I paid the initial 80 for the girl and 15 for the room and I couldn't finish (cut breh) so I gave her an extra 80. I still couldn't get done so I asked for 10 more minutes and she said only if I pay $45 for a bucket of beer. I paid for the beer and suddenly the security guard came into the room and said my time was up. The girl blatantly lied and told the guard that I owe her 80 for the third time but I called bull and was able to negotiate myself into leaving for free. A totally different experience than with the first lady :why:
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Go home. At this rate you gonna be givin up ya kidney for some $50 picante coño :huhldup:
 
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JadeB said:
The way I spent, I don't think i'll be buying ass for a minute. Hopefully ever.
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Time for you to go for cheaper options friend


How far would you go for some Chicken McNuggets? It probably—we hope—doesn't come close to a Florida woman who was arrested after agreeing to give someone oral sex in exchange for Chicken McNuggets and $25.

After walking out of a gas station, Alex Direeno, 22, waved at and approached someone who was speaking with another woman. When the individual told the other female that he was there to pick up Direeno, they got into his car. As they drove around, the guy told her that he wanted oral sex and she initially agreed to do it for $25. The negotiations continued going in directions we have never seen on any trade machine we've tried, and ultimately, the two landed on the following deal:

Direeno gets:

  • $25
  • Chicken McNuggets (unspecified amount)
Guy gets:

  • Oral sex
Florida Woman Charged with Prostitution After Agreeing to Have Sex for $25 and Chicken McNuggets
 
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Charlie Hustle said:
Time for you to go for cheaper options friend


How far would you go for some Chicken McNuggets? It probably—we hope—doesn't come close to a Florida woman who was arrested after agreeing to give someone oral sex in exchange for Chicken McNuggets and $25.

After walking out of a gas station, Alex Direeno, 22, waved at and approached someone who was speaking with another woman. When the individual told the other female that he was there to pick up Direeno, they got into his car. As they drove around, the guy told her that he wanted oral sex and she initially agreed to do it for $25. The negotiations continued going in directions we have never seen on any trade machine we've tried, and ultimately, the two landed on the following deal:

Direeno gets:

  • $25
  • Chicken McNuggets (unspecified amount)
Guy gets:

  • Oral sex
Florida Woman Charged with Prostitution After Agreeing to Have Sex for $25 and Chicken McNuggets
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You started this story like a tales of the crypt episode :russ:
 
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Goon for hire said:
I’m done with you nikkas man

judging from that hand pic, you look kinda fat and hella ashy so you probably a dusty nikka bro no offense. Why don’t you go to meet ups and meet folks and start exercising instead of paying for the p*ssy man
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I'm dead bruh, I thought the same but I was finna let mans cook :mjlol::francis:
 
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