I'm starting to simp after the Tijuana hooker that I lost my virginity to last week

[humminbird]

What the heck am I reading
No no to everything
Go back home
And get some lotion

 

[humminbird]

I checked out your Instagram
Are you just following hookers?

 

[number21]

Was your father in your life op?

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Good God I can you flabby and ugly just by your hand.

Breh you need to lose weight and fix yo appearance. Probably ain't had a haircut in months

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

I legit feel bad for you.

 

[Peter Parker]

Sounds like fun

 

[Swahili P'Bitek]

Good work OP, but that hand looks like it's reaching out for help from suffering the casualties of dryness from its owner on multiple fronts.

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

Damn shame all around.
Your picture has zero likes, I would like it, but I don't want to take it's virginity

 

[DreadBrown]

Three P’s of doom

Pillow talking with the pro he fell in love with

Paying extra for facesitting and still getting finessed

Posting that ashy baker boy hand pic

TLR feasting today

 

[AceMan]

OP, are you happy now? @JadeB

 

[Strapped]

Stay strapped

 

[jj23]

So do you secretly want to die? Lots of ways to achieve that without Tijuana clap breh.

You sound outta control.

 

[Unemployed GM]

I'm in my hotel room right now but an hour earlier, I came back to the same hooker and dropped $200+ on a two hour session (strapped up as last time). Literally exploded. Afterwards, I laid on the bed and just pillow talked with her for the rest of the 30 minutes. I learned a lot about her and stuff. How she got into the game cause she got divorced and had to pay child support(Mexico's divorce laws are HOH) but she eventually ended up loving her job. How we need to get over our Christian hangups. That she taught me the "right way to do it". How to protect yourself against STD's. How cheating is wrong. Tit went on until they were knocking on the door and basically asked us to GTFO and she said to continue the conversation online.

I really started to get the feels but I had to literally slap myself out of it.


It's not DuckTales because the Coli is the only place/people in my life that I can admit this since it's (mostly) anonymous. Here's a pic of proof.

Spoiler: ashy, overwashed hands

Breh no disrespect, but were you swimming in the Dead Sea or working with concrete? Your hands are ashy as fukk.

 

[semicko82]

The Venezuelana tried to overcharge me. I paid the initial 80 for the girl and 15 for the room and I couldn't finish (cut breh) so I gave her an extra 80. I still couldn't get done so I asked for 10 more minutes and she said only if I pay $45 for a bucket of beer. I paid for the beer and suddenly the security guard came into the room and said my time was up. The girl blatantly lied and told the guard that I owe her 80 for the third time but I called bull and was able to negotiate myself into leaving for free. A totally different experience than with the first lady

 

[Malik1time]

I’m done with you nikkas man

judging from that hand pic, you look kinda fat and hella ashy so you probably a dusty nikka bro no offense. Why don’t you go to meet ups and meet folks and start exercising instead of paying for the p*ssy man

This^^^ …homie should focus on meeting people,working out, leveling up