I'm starting to simp after the Tijuana hooker that I lost my virginity to last week

[BXKingPin82]

This some shyt straight outa

 

[EA]

Did TLR have a dimensional merge with The Bushes because threads have been wild for the last couple weeks

 

[Big Boda]

Not in the lips of course

Smh this man in Mexico giving a hooker forehead kisses like it's Love & Basketball

This yall mans????
who mans is this

 

[Sister Mary Clarence]

At Adelita's right now. A cute Afro-Colombian was dancing.

I've been here

 

[JadeB]

The Venezuelana tried to overcharge me. I paid the initial 80 for the girl and 15 for the room and I couldn't finish (cut breh) so I gave her an extra 80. I still couldn't get done so I asked for 10 more minutes and she said only if I pay $45 for a bucket of beer. I paid for the beer and suddenly the security guard came into the room and said my time was up. The girl blatantly lied and told the guard that I owe her 80 for the third time but I called bull and was able to negotiate myself into leaving for free. A totally different experience than with the first lady

 

[karim]

Glad u took my advice get that shyt while u can.. especially cuz u a virgin if I was a virgin living in SD ashy wit no game I woulda been in Tijuana

 

[CashmereThoughts]

I really asked this thick Venezuelana to sit on my face

Without panties


She charged me extra for the tip

You got some p*ssy for the first time
A week ago and now you got hooker p*ssy on your face?.


You need help

 

[HarlemHottie]

You got some p*ssy for the first time
A week ago and now you got hooker p*ssy on your face?.


You need help

Breh. Who raised him and where are they now, bc he's in desperate need of guidance.

 

[BaviKingVA]

omg lol

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

The Venezuelana tried to overcharge me. I paid the initial 80 for the girl and 15 for the room and I couldn't finish (cut breh) so I gave her an extra 80. I still couldn't get done so I asked for 10 more minutes and she said only if I pay $45 for a bucket of beer. I paid for the beer and suddenly the security guard came into the room and said my time was up. The girl blatantly lied and told the guard that I owe her 80 for the third time but I called bull and was able to negotiate myself into leaving for free. A totally different experience than with the first lady

You been on an ass-buying binge breh, snap back to reality before you start you start making some lil Juan Oyelinka’s and shyt

 

[King]

I'm in my hotel room right now but an hour earlier, I came back to the same hooker and dropped $200+ on a two hour session (strapped up as last time). Literally exploded. Afterwards, I laid on the bed and just pillow talked with her for the rest of the 30 minutes. I learned a lot about her and stuff. How she got into the game cause she got divorced and had to pay child support(Mexico's divorce laws are HOH) but she eventually ended up loving her job. How we need to get over our Christian hangups. That she taught me the "right way to do it". How to protect yourself against STD's. How cheating is wrong. Tit went on until they were knocking on the door and basically asked us to GTFO and she said to continue the conversation online.

I really started to get the feels but I had to literally slap myself out of it.


It's not DuckTales because the Coli is the only place/people in my life that I can admit this since it's (mostly) anonymous. Here's a pic of proof.

Spoiler: ashy, overwashed hands

My disappointment is immeasurable

Do better.

 

[Malik1time]

This is sad…..

 

[Goon for hire]

I’m done with you nikkas man

judging from that hand pic, you look kinda fat and hella ashy so you probably a dusty nikka bro no offense. Why don’t you go to meet ups and meet folks and start exercising instead of paying for the p*ssy man

 

[bnew]

$200 is for regular or high-end escorts?

 

[thaKEAF]