I'm Sorry, I Just Could Never Marry A Woman With More Than 5 Bodies On Her

Ashley Banks

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If having a chick that has a minimal body count makes you feel superior as a man, then have at it :snoop:.
Standards aren't even a factor, the reality of it is MOST adults have had MANY partners and you will be waiting forever and a day for this unicorn of a woman to marry who doesn't. Your better off buying a mail order bride.

What the fukk difference does it make if the woman is still average? if she has 3 bodies or 8 bodies... after the age of 21 the pickins are slim breh.

don't let it worry you bb. different guys have different standards. If a guy really likes you, I doubt he'll make a huge deal out of you having 3 or 8 bodies. As long you weren't just fukking random strangers and actually dated/were in a relationship with those guys. You can't take too many opinions on the coli seriously a lot of these guys are just saying things for daps.
 

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don't let it worry you bb. different guys have different standards. If a guy really likes you, I doubt he'll make a huge deal out of you having 3 or 8 bodies. As long you weren't just fukking random strangers and actually dated/were in a relationship with those guys. You can't take too many opinions on the coli seriously a lot of these guys are just saying things for daps.
Your such a sweetheart :hug:
Your right tho. I get so annoyed sometimes by the lack of logic on this forum :snoop:
I need to go have a beer lol
 

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Y'all know there are animals beside humans that practice a form of monogamy and or mate for life. Monogamy isn't social construct, its use often in nature to protect the well being of the offspring.
 

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lol not really though

just like you want a nikka to have money,treat you right, and be there for you

most nikkas want a good-looking broad that aint been fukked on by a gang of nikkas

alot nikkas just not real wit themselves...just like alot of females not real with theyselves either

c/s
 

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College adds 4 - 40 dikks to the average girl. Thats a normal, discerning college girl at a rate of 1 dikk per year for shy girls and about 10 dikks per year for party girls.
If your chick is in college at all... in a sorrority... lives on campus or in another state... is part of any sort of club... you are letting your L's pile up.

Just telling you.

not always the case

it depends on what type of nikka you are

and what type of broads you go for

most broads wanna be cuffed by 1 nikka
 

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Y'all know there are animals beside humans that practice a form of monogamy and or mate for life. Monogamy isn't social construct, its use often in nature to protect the well being of the offspring.
The key thing you are missing is that those creatures are actually monogamous. As in, they don't "cheat" they actually exhibit that behavior.
Humans are not monogamous.
Because humans are both sentient and sapient we have choice. Therefore we can choose to practice abnormal behavior, such as vegatarianism or monogamy or homosexuality... But humans are neither monogamous nor vegitarians nor homosexual or any other abnormality, despite some humans electing to participate in those practices. Religion also. Humans are not religious. A large number of humans simply choose to practice religion.

The way the penis and vagina are designed should tell you all you need to know.
The penis is shaped in a way that allows larger more well endowed males to scoop out semen already inside the vagina. That is the entire reason the head is larger than the shaft and 'mushroom' shaped in the first place.

It is in a woman's genetic make up to be promiscuous.
Jealousy releases a hormone in males that arouses them (in addition to infuriating them).

Its all very formulaic.
 

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The key thing you are missing is that those creatures are actually monogamous. As in, they don't "cheat" they actually exhibit that behavior.
Humans are not monogamous.
Because humans are both sentient and sapient we have choice. Therefore we can choose to practice abnormal behavior, such as vegatarianism or monogamy or homosexuality... But humans are neither monogamous nor vegitarians nor homosexual or any other abnormality, despite some humans electing to participate in those practices. Religion also. Humans are not religious. A large number of humans simply choose to practice religion.

The way the penis and vagina are designed should tell you all you need to know.
The penis is shaped in a way that allows larger more well endowed males to scoop out semen already inside the vagina. That is the entire reason the head is larger than the shaft and 'mushroom' shaped in the first place.

It is in a woman's genetic make up to be promiscuous.
Jealousy releases a hormone in males that arouses them (in addition to infuriating them).

Its all very formulaic.
So basically nature is trolling us? :mjlol:
 

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The key thing you are missing is that those creatures are actually monogamous. As in, they don't "cheat" they actually exhibit that behavior.
Humans are not monogamous.
Because humans are both sentient and sapient we have choice. Therefore we can choose to practice abnormal behavior, such as vegatarianism or monogamy or homosexuality... But humans are neither monogamous nor vegitarians nor homosexual or any other abnormality, despite some humans electing to participate in those practices. Religion also. Humans are not religious. A large number of humans simply choose to practice religion.

The way the penis and vagina are designed should tell you all you need to know.
The penis is shaped in a way that allows larger more well endowed males to scoop out semen already inside the vagina. That is the entire reason the head is larger than the shaft and 'mushroom' shaped in the first place.

It is in a woman's genetic make up to be promiscuous.
Jealousy releases a hormone in males that arouses them (in addition to infuriating them).

Its all very formulaic.
:beli:
 

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So basically nature is trolling us? :mjlol:
Basically, yes.

The reason sperm can survive for days inside the vagina is so that if a guy fukks a chick and a better physical specimen comes along and she fukks him as well, the process removes some of his sperm to make way for a superior batch and the superior sperm has a chance to compete.

Quite disgusting, really.
 

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Would you date/be with a woman who was waiting until marriage to have sex then?

Feels like @LogicFirst, @Emperor_ReinScarf, and plenty others glossed smoothly over this question. :whistle:

By the way, @LogicFirst, what's your body count ? :lolbron:


Basically lol.
- Virgin with porn star skills
- Wife material with no prior relationship
- Educated and smart with no experience of the college life
- Sociable and cool but non-promiscuous
- Beautiful and a sportwoman with no regular contact with gyms or men-filled places

These dudes chasing unicorns out there.

They can always just date....unattractive women, I suppose. I know there are plenty of ugly good girls out there for a charming 25-year old lad like OP. :ehh:

Two bodies at once is a deal breaker dunny. We both know it

What if she has 3 bodies, but sucked one off on the side while she was in a relationship with another?

What if she just dated 3 guys off and on? Are you going to ask her to estimate how many times she had sex with them and if she went back to one after leaving another then went back?

What's your line of questioning going to be because it surely isn't going to stop with "how many people have you slept with?" You're going to have to go down the line and into details. You want to know names & numbers. Are you going to ask for what kind of people the guys were? Size? Ethnicity? :lupegarvey:

Was he rich? A thug? Did she blow him or ever try anal with him? Did she swallow him? Did she let him double-dip? :lupegarvey:

Are you going to ask her if you're the best she ever had? :heh:

Why is this thread 25 pages long?:dwillhuh:

Fear. :brawk:
 
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