I'm Sorry, I Just Could Never Marry A Woman With More Than 5 Bodies On Her

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When your kid grows up and graduates from high school I'm gonna tell him how much me and the homies loved tossing that bytch up

RIIIIGGGHT :heh:

Answer me this smart guy, You have yet to provide any full proof tactic to know your girls true body count before you marry her.

So if a girl your really feeling tells you she's only been with 1 dude...HOW DO YOU REALLY KNOW THAT?

Please give me some full proof insight on how to avoid something like that if I cared about such trivial things like you?:feedme:
 

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RIIIIGGGHT :heh:

Answer me this smart guy, You have yet to provide any full proof tactic to know your girls true body count before you marry her.

So if a girl your really feeling tells you she's only been with 1 dude...HOW DO YOU REALLY KNOW THAT?

Please give me some full proof insight on how to avoid something like that if I cared about such trivial things like you?:feedme:
Once again, let's just say she admits 35 bodies. Problem or no problem?
 

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if i slept with 100 women, do you actually think i'll just stop and just sleep with 1 for the rest of my life? thats 100 women ill always have a connection to and a whims end can get in them drawls :shaq:

all i know is hopping from vagina to vagina

its amazing for everything else in life people do their due dilligence.

People buy a house, they get a inspector to thoroughly check it out. They get their realtor to make sure no one was killed there or it was a previous grow op.

People buy a car, they get the carfax, they get the mechanic to check it out.

People apply for a job they check out the company beforehand and have to give references.

In college people look up their major, how much they should expect to get paid do research on it.

But when they date, when they Marry its the past is the past, don't dig into the past it doesn't matter :heh:

who cares if the house was a grow up, had mold, and 2 people got killed in a home invasion slaying the past is the past :mjpls: as long as it looks nice today

who cares if the car was in accident and rebuilt, was a rental car the past is the past right :mjpls: as long as it looks nice today

but oh someone your going to marry and hopefully spend the rest of your life with bah humbug, who cares as long as that nikka dont have a std now i dont care if he slept with 100 women in the past.

@Emperor_ReinScarf , these people are delusional, breh.

nikkas know they going do all kinds of homework before they buy a car, house, etc. But, the same nikkas aren't going do homework when it comes to selecting a wife? The women who they plan to grow old with?
 

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You didn't answer the fukking question

I did. I don't care, and I wouldn't care. Because I don't get jealous. If I'm that worried about who my man fukked, then I need to let him go because obviously I don't trust him. I can't be with no motherfukka I can't trust. And I don't base trust off of what my man did before he met me; I judge him on what he does in our relationship because that's all I have a right to judge him on....
 

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@Emperor_ReinScarf , these people are delusional, breh.
nikkas know they going do all kinds of homework before they buy a car, house, etc. But, the same nikkas aren't going do homework when it comes to selecting a wife? The women who they plan to grow old with?

First, its highly problematic for you to compare a woman to a car. I won't even get into why...but let's just go with it for a minute. You still haven't established how you would do that. There is no p*ssy fax, breh.
 

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First, its highly problematic for you to compare a woman to a car. I won't even get into why...but let's just go with it for a minute. You still haven't established how you would do that. There is no p*ssy fax, breh.

People talk, breh. We're more interconnected than ever nowadays. You add your girl on LinkedIn and start getting a bunch of suggestions and "common" connections.

With all these interconnections, you start to see the web of interconnectedness. shyt's like a Venn Diagram. Talk to those people you all have in that "Same" section. If it's a lot of men, you'll get the answers to the homework in a hurry if you ask the right questions.

That's just one way. You will not get the 100% truth. But, you'll learn a lot. This is the woman you're talking about marrying, nikka. That's a lifetime commitment. Make sure you do your homework.

@Emperor_ReinScarf , every man should Venn Diagram his woman.

Brehettes, I'd also encourage you to Venn Diagram your man so you don't get caught up in some fukk shyt.

Venn%20Diagram.jpg
 

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I did. I don't care, and I wouldn't care. Because I don't get jealous. If I'm that worried about who my man fukked, then I need to let him go because obviously I don't trust him. I can't be with no motherfukka I can't trust. And I don't base trust off of what my man did before he met me; I judge him on what he does in our relationship because that's all I have a right to judge him on....
Okay, so you have no problem not knowing your husband fukked one of the bytches you hate the most and everyone in the room knows he used to fukk this bytch but you. I guess you just enjoy looking stupid
 

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There's no way you're going to ever find out how many dudes a girl has sucked off, fukked, or accepted oral sex from. Women are really good at keeping that stuff quiet for exactly the reason you created this thread- the double standards put on them when it comes to sexual partners.
:mjlol: @ all the girls I've been with that were saving it for marriage but still gave head,anal,"dry humped" naked, titty fukked, rubbed against their clit, etc.

:heh: I could go on and on but;


:manny:
 

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First, its highly problematic for you to compare a woman to a car. I won't even get into why...but let's just go with it for a minute. You still haven't established how you would do that. There is no p*ssy fax, breh.[/QUOTE]
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whatever you say, dude. I've always said I don't want to date a guy that's been with a ton of women but I guess you know me better than I do, even though you don't know me.
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These gals out here ethering nikkas in this thread:leon:
 

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Okay, so you have no problem not knowing your husband fukked one of the bytches you hate the most and everyone in the room knows he used to fukk this bytch but you. I guess you just enjoy looking stupid

That's what brehettes should also Venn Diagram nikkas, too, so they aren't caught up in some fukk shyt.
 

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People talk, breh. We're more interconnected than ever nowadays. You add your girl on LinkedIn and start getting a bunch of suggestions and "common" connections.

With all these interconnections, you start to see the web of interconnectedness. shyt's like a Venn Diagram. Talk to those people you all have in that "Same" section. If it's a lot of men, you'll get the answers to the homework in a hurry if you ask the right questions.

That's just one way. You will not get the 100% truth. But, you'll learn a lot. This is the woman you're talking about marrying, nikka. That's a lifetime commitment. Make sure you do your homework.

@Emperor_ReinScarf , every man should Venn Diagram his woman.

Brehettes, I'd also encourage you to Venn Diagram your man so you don't get caught up in some fukk shyt.

Venn%20Diagram.jpg

:mjlol: what? What if she's not on social media? I don't have a FB or Twitter. How is my man supposed to Venn Diagram me?
 

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I did. I don't care, and I wouldn't care. Because I don't get jealous. If I'm that worried about who my man fukked, then I need to let him go because obviously I don't trust him. I can't be with no motherfukka I can't trust. And I don't base trust off of what my man did before he met me; I judge him on what he does in our relationship because that's all I have a right to judge him on....
I'm not talking about jealously stupid, I'm talking knowing your partner's history.

Flip side to the coin. You're at a party and there's three dudes you've fukked in the same room. You tell him?
 

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Okay, so you have no problem not knowing your husband fukked one of the bytches you hate the most and everyone in the room knows he used to fukk this bytch but you. I guess you just enjoy looking stupid

You watch too much TV, hun. One of the bytches I hate the most? :wtf: I don't hate any bytches. My life is not Love & Hip-Hop or Atlanta Housewives. There are other types of ways to live. Some of us don't have that type of drama going on. Looking stupid to who? Everything you post seems to be about making sure you don't look stupid to others. I don't live my life worried about how I'm looking to other folks. My self-esteem and security about my relationships aren't dependent on how others feel about who I'm with. Like, I can't even imagine the amount of stress you must go through when you're picking out a shirt, let alone a girlfriend.:mindblown:
 
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