I'm Sorry, I Just Could Never Marry A Woman With More Than 5 Bodies On Her

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Same reason I put the full court press on mine, her personality and character shined above everything else, she's pretty but so are a lot of other women. I've known her since she was 15, didn't think she was a virgin but I also knew she didn't really date much and focused on school.

word up same here. our families go way back and even tho me and her never spoke, i always knew she was one of those good girls whose parents never let out the crib without chaperons. shyt her pops told her once "if u ever spend the night away from home with a boy, come back married or dont come back at all :birdman:" and she took it to heart. during our whole relationship before marriage i always had to have her home by 12am or come up with a damn good excuse if i was late :pachaha:
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
word up same here. our families go way back and even tho me and her never spoke, i always knew she was one of those good girls whose parents never let out the crib without chaperons. shyt her pops told her once "if u ever spend the night away from home with a boy, come back married or dont come back at all :birdman:" and she took it to heart. during our whole relationship before marriage i always had to have her home by 12am or come up with a damn good excuse if i was late :pachaha:



These girls that come from strong, tight knit families where all their relatives are married make the best wives.
 

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word up same here. our families go way back and even tho me and her never spoke, i always knew she was one of those good girls whose parents never let out the crib without chaperons. shyt her pops told her once "if u ever spend the night away from home with a boy, come back married or dont come back at all :birdman:" and she took it to heart. during our whole relationship before marriage i always had to have her home by 12am or come up with a damn good excuse if i was late :pachaha:
 

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I bet you won't. You gotta take what you can get. One day you'll be at Best Buy with that slut monkey right after your honeymoon from Tijuana and she'll bump into me . . . and we'll be talking and I'll be looking at you thinking, "wow, this dude wifed this slut monkey?, I remember when she ate my booty for an hour"
 

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I bet you won't. You gotta take what you can get. One day you'll be at Best Buy with that slut monkey right after your honeymoon from Tijuana and she'll bump into me . . . and we'll be talking and I'll be looking at you thinking, "wow, this dude wifed this slut monkey?, I remember when she ate my booty for an hour"
You need help sir :heh:
 

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Only on Le Coli can dudes share women, never get married, have threesomes, be perverts.....and still expect to find and get virgins :mjlol:

Oh, but she's still going to be 4-star freak for them and only them:russ:

Because she must've just learned that stuff from overhearing her THOT friends in the locker room at school :dead:

Peace
 

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Only on Le Coli can dudes share women, never get married, have threesomes, be perverts.....and still expect to find and get virgins :mjlol:

Oh, but she's still going to be 4-star freak for them and only them:russ:

Because she must've just learned that stuff from overhearing her THOT friends in the locker room at school :dead:

Peace
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Most women lose their virginity under 18, if you met a 25 year old, do you really think the body count is under 5?

Just don't get married and chill, get a love in gifrjendbsnd chill. I see more married dudes at the bar than ever before, dudes ain't sweating marriage like that.
 
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breh....ONE 20 yr old study...of 30 yr old women? :yeshrug:
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
breh....ONE 20 yr old study...of 30 yr old women? :yeshrug:

The average age of marriage when that study was done was 26 and 28, so how exactly are you pointing to 30 year old women as some kind of negative? Are you going to conduct a study with 23 year old people and ask them about the stability of their marriage, or are you going to conduct a study with people who have been married for a longer period of time?

Also, you point out "20 year old study" as though the divorce rate hasn't gotten worse since it was done :russ:
 
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