I'm naming my son... Samantha.

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Rather than have my efforts destroyed by some liberal doo doo pushing CAC. By naming my son Samantha, he will constantly be on the defensive, which will also teach him. In some twisted way, i now have protected my son culo.

I'm a genius.

Fukk it, i might even name him Rachel.

MY SON WILL NOT BE A VICTIM OF THE GAY AGENDA!!! I REFUSE IT!!!
 

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Rather than have my efforts destroyed by some liberal doo doo pushing CAC. By naming my son Samantha, he will constantly be on the defensive, which will also teach him. In some twisted way, i now have protected my son culo.

I'm a genius.

Fukk it, i might even name him Rachel.

MY SON WILL NOT BE A VICTIM OF THE GAY AGENDA!!! I REFUSE IT!!!

you stole this off johnny cash :bryan:

 

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Really, so you have a problem with your son playing football?
Football you aren't barefoot, half naked, hugging and tugging, skin to skin with hair sweaty men.

Brazilian Jui Jitsu IS PART OF THE GAY AGENDA!! I should of seen it before :mindblown:
 

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Football you aren't barefoot, half naked, hugging and tugging, skin to skin with hair sweaty men.

Brazilian Jui Jitsu IS PART OF THE GAY AGENDA!! I should of seen it before :mindblown:
We wear gi's which is very heavy fabric and a shirt underneath. I mean if you want to wear tights like a ballerina and have your son pile on top of other guys bending over to throw balls between their legs while sharing homoerotic humor in locker rooms with demons that you shower with, thats on you but over here, friend, in that BJJ, we just do things different. More friendly with less moisture, friend.
 

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We wear gi's which is very heavy fabric and a shirt underneath. I mean if you want to wear tights like a ballerina and have your son pile on top of other guys bending over to throw balls between their legs while sharing homoerotic humor in locker rooms with demons that you shower with, thats on you but over here, friend, in that BJJ, we just do things different. More friendly with less moisture, friend.

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Gripping a man's thighs, gazing in his eyes. Bruce Lee would never cosign this. I've walked into a BJJ Dojo and it looked like grown men riding dikk. Went to boxing class instead and never looked back, friend.
 

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Gripping a man's thighs, gazing in his eyes. Bruce Lee would never cosign this. I've walked into a BJJ Dojo and it looked like grown men riding dikk. Went to boxing class instead and never looked back, friend.
That seems like a personal problem. The problem being you having homosexual thoughts, friend.
 

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***snorts 38seconds***

I know a couple of male Samantha's, Leslies, Carol, Dallas, Terri, and Marions. Meanest son of abytches on the earth. Strangely enough we were all in the same class, substitues got rat packed alot.
 

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I AVE A COUSIN NAMED SAMANTHA HIS MIDDLE NAME IS AUBREY. GAY HE IS.
YOUR STUPID THEORY DOESNT WORK!
STILL HE GREW UP TO BE A HUMAN VACUUM CLEANER.
 

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If you want to simulate riding dikk, who am i to judge you.. Do you breh.
Ive never seen it that way because the sport involves restricting breathing and breaking limbs or punching someone in the face. Thats not how its percieved in a street situation, friend. I guess some individuals have their own personal daydreams though. Good luck in your endeavors.
 
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