Too Short gave us Freaky Tales and that's all that matters. 
Im going to say something that's Low Key Blasphemous about one of everyone's favorite rappers but fukk it :pacspit:
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Digital Omen
All Star
Aw hell nah nikka
We ain't doin' no freestyles
Don't even know how to do that shyt
Yeah whatevah
Check it out man, check this one out
I been rappin' for half my life
I'm twenty-eight now sayin' pass the mic
If you eighteen or nineteen speak up fool
I was flowin on the mic before you went to school
Talkin' bout pimp shyt, you know whassup
I wonder if you momma let you play that stuff
Now you're flowin like your name is water
But I'm ten years older and my game is harder
I'm not tryin' to say you're out there dissin'
I'm just tryin' to say lil nikka listen
Before you grab the mic and act wild
Bitin' on the next nikka's mackin' style
And it's all from head, passin' round the mic
Never even care who you sounded like
Sound like Snoop Dogg, then you switched to Treach
Bit the Pharcyde then A Tribe Called Quest
And you gots no respect for me, is that right?
Well jump your ass on the train witcha backpack tight
and keep rappin', I'm floatin past all the stops
In a clean ass Benz I have all the props
fukk credit from a rapper can you match my Visa?
I heard your girlfriend was a real dikk pleaser
And a Too $hort fan, faithfully
When I came to your town she couldn't wait to see me
To the beat y'all, and it don't stop
It goes on cause I don't stop rappin'
To the beat y'all, and it don't stop
It goes on cause I don't stop rappin'
Let me tell you somethin' bout a nikka named $hort
Rappers always talk about the way I can't flow
But let me hit the mall with the same MC's
I be signin autographs, spend a gang of G's
While you walkin round broke, nobody knows ya
Lookin' like you smoked a whole sack of doja
Outside in the parking lot in front of the cars
Standin' in a circle with some wannabe stars
Freestylin', but you ain't original
You just shootin everything and you pimpin' hoes
And to think you could hang with me
I never would spit this game for free
I'm the T-double-O, S-H-O-R-T
I rock all stages and any parties
And my style is gettin' bank
Gettin' head, gettin' hella dank
I drop my top when it's hot and sunny
So how you talk shyt when you ain't havin no money?
I set trends in the rap game bytch
And gives a fukk when other rappers talk shyt
I know you motherfukkers, heard me rap
So hard, I put your momma in my dirty rap
No shyt, the old bytch sucked a damn good dikk
Put them legs up high she couldn't handle it
I'm not a no good punk, I coulda macked your mother
But Life is Too Short, so I kept it undercover
Now you're all grown up, with your partners rappin'
But old Short Dawg tell your ass what happened
To a fake MC, who tried to get with me
I ended his career, instantly
And it don't stop, to the beat y'all
It goes on cause I don't stop rappin'
And it don't stop, to the beat y'all
It goes on cause I don't stop rappin'
Now let's compare the lifestyles, of me and you
You're phony and I'm all about bein true
You drive a bucket, that you bought for a G
I ride around snuffin them fo'-eighteens
In the back of a motherfukkin big ass truck
Jump two rows back and get my dikk sucked
Benzos, Lexus, Rolex and Caddy
Fine lil bytches havin sex with Daddy
I ain't givin no bytch, no kind of slack
You got one girl then treat the hoe like a mack
What's yours is hers, she don't trip
Sucker ass nikka need to check that bytch
But you're so weak, and it shows in your rap
I'm out here, gettin hoes livin fat
While you at home, gettin sweated by your mamma
I bought my mother a house in Atlanta
And you can't stand it, so whaddayou say?
Too $hort can't rap, no fukkin way
But here I am, workin in the studio
And your album ain't out because you're movin slow
By the time you make one I'll be on ten
Hit the studio nikka, and do it again
To the beat y'all, and it don't stop
It goes on cause I don't stop rappin
To the beat y'all, and it don't stop
It goes on cause I don't stop rappin
Now ask New York, can Too $hort flow?
Ask Detroit, they'll let them nikkaz know
Then ask Philly, can I rap?
South side of Chicago, who's the mack?
I never ever tripped on the shyt that you spit about me
Everytime I perform, I make a lot of G's
Cause I'm paid from this motherfukkin rap shyt
Eatin good like a motherfukkin fat bytch
Every single day at the house what's wrong with you?
Eatin fast food if you only knew
I understand though, cause I been there befo'
Eat any damn thing and got nowhere to go
Daydreams, about bein great
It all started back when I was sellin tapes
in eighty-two eighty-three eighty-fo' on up
Waitin still waitin just to blow on up
And when it happened, I still had to wait
I didn't get paid til eighty-eight
I made nine albums in nine years
I'm a true blue West coast pioneer
Dr. Dre, Ice-T, and all the rest
All that money we makin don't fault the West
Cause we ain't the ones who created rap
But when we made the shyt, we made it fat
And it don't stop, to the beat y'all
It goes on cause I don't stop rappin
And it don't stop, to the beat y'all
It goes on cause I don't stop rappin
Beyotch!
Sleepy Floyd
Superstar
Too Short lines about rappers still relevant to this day
It's like you smoked a whole damn key
You rap so fast you keep leaving the beat
He told you exactly who he is
I'm not a tongue twisting rapper with a funny style
Don't dress hip hop and dance real wild
But I do sell records like a motherfukker
Even though you might I'm just another sucker
I find the beat and then never switch
Grab the microphone and then call you a bytch
There's never been a rapper like Too Short after him so he doin something right.
A lot of his songs are backed by a live band which is dope. He told rappers to clear their samples which some rappers still not doing in 2023 and getting sued. He told men to not be simps for these females. He was red pill before redpill was a thing. He talked about the hood and how cacs and the government don't give a fukk about us
The Ghetto still one of the greatest rap songs of all time
Give Too Short his flowers
It's like you smoked a whole damn key
You rap so fast you keep leaving the beat
He told you exactly who he is
I'm not a tongue twisting rapper with a funny style
Don't dress hip hop and dance real wild
But I do sell records like a motherfukker
Even though you might I'm just another sucker
I find the beat and then never switch
Grab the microphone and then call you a bytch
There's never been a rapper like Too Short after him so he doin something right.
A lot of his songs are backed by a live band which is dope. He told rappers to clear their samples which some rappers still not doing in 2023 and getting sued. He told men to not be simps for these females. He was red pill before redpill was a thing. He talked about the hood and how cacs and the government don't give a fukk about us
The Ghetto still one of the greatest rap songs of all time
Give Too Short his flowers
My Girl is Bow Legged
JUST DO IT LIKE
80s too short sound like a 13 year old rappin for the first time lol. just endless songs about getting blowjobs
his 90s shyt was fire tho and he killed the feature on world is filled
his 90s shyt was fire tho and he killed the feature on world is filled
I Really Mean It
Veteran
guru was mad basic, sounding like a preschooler with his raps.
“lemonade was a popular drink and it still is”
that shyt is dr seuss level.
did y’all think i was being serious? y’all neggin me for something j clearly accompanied by
Cat piss martini
Veteran
Nobody ever said Short dog was a great
rapper.......TooShort is a vibe.
rapper.......TooShort is a vibe.
Finally someone who stands on real principles it's 2023 and these dudes still trying to explain to me what he about what he stand for "It's a vibe"
Man please garbage is garbage
Lil Bape the PostGod
Can’t talk to broke boys
OP thinks you have to rhyme Astrophysicist molecules with gastro licorice toddler pools to make good “hip hop” music
