Im going to say something that's Low Key Blasphemous about one of everyone's favorite rappers but fukk it :pacspit:

[DrexlersFade]

I think Too Short is the quintessential ABC rapper and one of the worst I ever heard. Everyone get on Kurtis Blow and the old School dudes from the 80's but Somehow Short gets a pass :Camby:


"I never had time to learn too rhyme cause I was busy out here on my grind.

I been slanging tapes since 88 out trunk of da Lac thank God for Granny dinner plates"

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Greg Nice has a mediocre pen. But he has a funky quality that's makes him fun to listen to.

Too Short is like that. His cadence and deadpan delivery are essentially the substance of his style. Too Short prolly wouldn't be as interesting if he was flipping all kinds of mad styles with multis an shyt.

 

[DrexlersFade]

Greg Nice has a mediocre pen. But he has a funky quality that's makes him fun to listen to.

Too Short is like that. His cadence and deadpan delivery are essentially the substance of his style. Too Short prolly wouldn't be as interesting if he was flipping all kinds of mad styles with multis an shyt.

Good try I like how you spun that but I ain't say shyt about his flow IM TALKING SIMPLISTIC RHYMES.

Yes Greg Nice pen is medicare Too Short pen is atrocious.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Blow the whistle

 

[I Really Mean It]

guru was mad basic, sounding like a preschooler with his raps.

“lemonade was a popular drink and it still is”

that shyt is dr seuss level.

 

[DrexlersFade]

Blow the whistle

I go on and on
Can't understand how I last so long
I must have super powers
Rap 225 thousand hours
Get it calculated, do the math
I made a thousand songs that made you move your ass
And for the last 300 months
I made 16 albums with me on the front and they bump.

He asking his own consumer fan base how y'all let him go on this long with garbage bars my God let's keep it real it's 2023 it's ok to admit.

 

[DrexlersFade]

guru was mad basic, sounding like a preschooler with his raps.

“lemonade was a popular drink and it still is”

that shyt is dr seuss level.

Bruh Guru is better than Short that song recognize with Kiss is better spitting than Short has ever done.

Here come you West Coast nikkas this ain't got nothing to do with that.

 

[Neuromancer]

Who's favorite rapper is Too Short? He's not even the best Game Spitter for the Bay.

 

[DrexlersFade]

Who's favorite rapper is Too Short?

I don't mean that I'm just saying he widely regarded as a legend by everyone and no one has really said he was wack.

 

[Neuromancer]

I don't mean that I'm just saying he widely regarded as a legend by everyone and no one has really said he was wack.

I mean, yeah. We respect him because he along with others paved the way for dudes.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

I made a thousand songs that made you move your ass

He makes ass shaking club bops
No one is comparing him to Jay-Z

 

[god shamgod]

guru was mad basic, sounding like a preschooler with his raps.

“lemonade was a popular drink and it still is”

that shyt is dr seuss level.

Now post lyrics to alongwaytogo,tons of gunz or mass appeal instead of the most basic lyrics you could think of

 

[DrexlersFade]

He makes ass shaking club bops
No one is comparing him to Jay-Z

Bruh short been rapping for 35 years he's made more than club songs. People make Club songs all the time and the lyrics weren't so basic.

Matter of fact it's post like this that's allowed this too happen "THE EXCUSES"

 

[Mensch Fontana]

You buggin stop listening to hip hop op if you don't understand

 

[DrexlersFade]

You buggin stop listening to hip hop op if you don't understand

There's only one rule in the real world
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

That's 3 rules he doesn't even understand his own rhymes