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*Yugi has one life point left and no monsters in play*

Villain - Well Yugi-moto, it looks like this is where it all ends for you, do you have any final words before I send your soul to the Shadow Realm? :smugbiden:

Yugi - As a matter of fact I do. I activate my trap card, GRAND ASS PULL! You see, when my life points reach one and I have no monster in play, Grand Ass Pull activates and destroys 90% of your monsters, poisons your deck, transfers all of your remaining life points to me, freezes your banks accounts and puts your girl in the cut and she's choosy!

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Tha Gawd Amen

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Yu Gi Oh GX was great, what you talmbout
Them shyts stared to get too complex. I summon this monster that does this shyt, so he turns into this bytch which allows me to draw 5 cards l, and I drew this monster which fuses with the monster I played 8 years ago which allows me to win the duel.:mindblown:. They just went overboard with the monster special abilities and new rules and shyt
 

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@charmander with the most goonish thread title of all time. :wow:

If you guys didn't know, the show was even gullier in Japanese. Marik's rod had a hidden dagger, and instead of sending people to the "Shadow Realm" he'd just kill them.

Harpie Lady had sideboob:
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Bandit Keith pulled the strap on Pegasus:
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Bakura was a messy eater :scust:
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Damn this thread is bringing back memories :wow:

I'm so glad YGo came through and crushed the buildings :ahh: Pokemon looked extra :flabbynsick: in comparison
 

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I was a yugioh god, I gaurantee if I was followed on the street and my career was tracked, I'd be an antagonist for at least a season.

Crazy thing is, I didn't spend any money on cards. Just went up to different quick trips and jugged at least 15 packs from each store, and 1 starter deck wherever i went. only thing I purchased was beef jerky.

Went home, created a god deck...

Went to school like a beast. This when it first started btw, when the gba games was out. I was a jugg master.

Used to play early before breakfast in middle school. Hit a nikka with a change of heart, then sacrafice the monster I took from their side, sacrafice it for a 2 offering card or a 1 offering card, no matter how dope the card was. Send their card to my graveyard while participating in small talk, and they wouldn't notice. Ended up with goat rares...til 1 day.

Posted in class, creating a new deck like a boss, at least 500 cards in my deck. My main on the right, 4 other decks beside it. Some nikka swiped my main when I turned. Don't know how he did it.

Didn't catch it til I got home...

I was perterbed, like how dare these fukk niccas disrespect the gawd. Stayed up all night, configuring a plan to get my cards, my mind was on a level higher than these simple niccas, I knew he was gonna show up slippin one day...

THE NEXT DAY.

Came in class, and seen this nerd ass nicca battling with my deck. Instead of slidin his jaw like a typewrighter, I decided to make him an offer he couldn't refuse.

I played a couple games with my boy and lost all of em, everyone was shocked because I never lost a battle in public. I could see the nerd ass nikka snarling. I kept giving him my rares (not really but to gain the dudes interest).

I made the statement outloud...(I'll play anyone here with this deck, for my holographic mirror force, and change of heart)...niccas was like :ohmy:

the craziest thing was, the dude sat down like a dumbass. I was like "you gotta put the whole deck up"...he was like "aiight" I'm thinking to myself "THIS TOO EASY why would he do that, does he not know how to play?"

I beat him badly, and got my deck back. Crazy thing was, he just handed them to me and was like "here"...Til this day, I don't understand why he did it, why he wanted the cards, why he battled, was the nicca slow or something. But whatever tho...minutes later, we're playing in the middle of class...

THE PRINCIPAL WALKS IN AND TAKES ALL MY FUKKING CARDS MY NIKKA,

"COME GET THESE WHEN THE SEMESTER ENDS"

I was :mjcry:

ended my career that day.
 

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*Yugi has one life point left and no monsters in play*

Villain - Well Yugi-moto, it looks like this is where it all ends for you, do you have any final words before I send your soul to the Shadow Realm? :smugbiden:

Yugi - As a matter of fact I do. I activate my trap card, GRAND ASS PULL! You see, when my life points reach one and I have no monster in play, Grand Ass Pull activates and destroys 90% of your monsters, poisons your deck, transfers all of your remaining life points to me, freezes your banks accounts and puts your girl in the cut and she's choosy!

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One of the GOAT posts in one of the GOAT threads ever. Dap + Pos rep. :wow:

YO:whoa:
Fall back. You can't be talking about the Pharoah like that.
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He just a black man enjoying card games with asian eyes and blond frost tips. Check out the power ranger shoulder guard and the Nicki Minaj earrings. He had the heart of the cards, don't be calling him a cheater with your :duck: telling ass. He might have to hit you with that Celtic Guardian you fukk around. Now step:camby:
I don't even like Yugi and I gotta :wow:
Well said, but let's be reality though. Kaiba was that dude. Marik was a close second. Which leads to my next point:
Duke and that bullshyt ass dice game :mjlol:
Don't disrespect Duke da gawd. :pacspit:
Breh had broads on deck. Ain't he almost steal Tea? :lolbron:
 

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me and my friends used to play yu gi oh during lunch in a small gaming room we had back in middle school like some fukking nerds:russ:

i remember Mc Donalds started giving away yu gi oh cards with their happy meals and i would take them from my brother

never bought any cards just what my friends didn't want and gave me. tbh i had a decent deck. too bad i sucked:mjcry:
 
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