Neil Tyson
YYZ
I've been saying this here for years and some of you nikkas called me lame. 
desjardins
Superstar
The only clubs worth going to are the ones that pick people out the line. I usually roll with one of my friends that can get us pass the line and in free. That and if you lucky to find new spots before they blow and get known. Otherwise I just stick to hood bars.
@ nikkas complaining about fat bytches. If fat bytches CAN EVEN GET IN then it's the wrong club.
I use to be in rumors with sitting next to shady mccoy and freddy adu and them. shyt was packed, fat bytches and nikkas in white tees and Jordan's couldn't even get in that bytch. that was like 2013-14 . That's the thing you always gotta be searching for the new hot spot that still exclusive on who they let in. Rumors probably
now
Of course the risk is you not being able to get in. I went from one of the first nikkas going to loie and spreading the word to not being able to get in that bytch
@ nikkas complaining about fat bytches. If fat bytches CAN EVEN GET IN then it's the wrong club.I use to be in rumors with sitting next to shady mccoy and freddy adu and them. shyt was packed, fat bytches and nikkas in white tees and Jordan's couldn't even get in that bytch. that was like 2013-14 . That's the thing you always gotta be searching for the new hot spot that still exclusive on who they let in. Rumors probably
nowOf course the risk is you not being able to get in. I went from one of the first nikkas going to loie and spreading the word to not being able to get in that bytch
Bunchy Carter
I'll Take The Money Over The Honey
I've been saying this here for years and some of you nikkas called me lame.
Be quite you Lame
But on the real, it depends on what club you go to.
As a former manager and promoter
I feel sorry for this generation of club patrons
Smartphones have fukked up everything ....
Like how da fukk u pay a cover charge to just go in and sit at the bar scrolling thru your Facebook timeline??
How can a dude even approach a byatch so indulged in her phone???
The deejays aint shyt....
Its crazy not trying to break any records or an ounce of personality within him
The deejay aint even a deejay just some random n1gga who cues up songs on his macbook playlist.....
Not trying to break any new records or promote any local acts just straight repitition
And dont get me started on the herd of FAT BYATCHES that have taken over the club
Back in my day...the fat girl was a small minority whom tried to not bring attention to themselves by sitting thier obese selves in the corner eating a plate of chilly cheese fries and puffing on a black n mild
Now with the BBW militant movement in full effect these big bishes are in abundance showing all that fat flesh new with no shame
And speaking on puffing....THIS NO SMOKING POLICY IS PHUKKING UP THE SOCIAL SCENE
And whats up with all these damn YOUNG MA LOOKING AZZ DYKES....
And dont get me started in these thugga gay dudes
Hip hop has become wayyyy too tolerant of everybody
Especially the non dressing people
I thought people got dressed up to go to the club?!?
Women are wearing wife beaters and pajama pants looking STANK....
And dudes feel like dressing up is just wearing a pair of jordans
VIP please....
It aint VIP if you gotta get up and get yo own damn dranks....
Thank god I went to clubs in th late 90s and early 2000s
This whole post is the fukking truth, especially the bolded. They don't even slow jams no more, that's when you grabbed a lady hit the floor and made your moves. Now it's all trap and drill music. Damn near every female is up in they phone....
This, pretty much almost all the ones downtown by me are, bars till 10, then clear out the floor, setup the dj, cue the club lights...
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Decided to stop going to clubs a few months ago. Not that I was going regularly anyways but I usually ended up there after smoking at the crib or being out somewhere else. It fukking sucks and rarely have fun. Rather just kick it at the crib or go to a sports bar or something.
As a former manager and promoter
I feel sorry for this generation of club patrons
Smartphones have fukked up everything ....
Like how da fukk u pay a cover charge to just go in and sit at the bar scrolling thru your Facebook timeline??
How can a dude even approach a byatch so indulged in her phone???
The deejays aint shyt....
Its crazy not trying to break any records or an ounce of personality within him
The deejay aint even a deejay just some random n1gga who cues up songs on his macbook playlist.....
Not trying to break any new records or promote any local acts just straight repitition
And dont get me started on the herd of FAT BYATCHES that have taken over the club
Back in my day...the fat girl was a small minority whom tried to not bring attention to themselves by sitting thier obese selves in the corner eating a plate of chilly cheese fries and puffing on a black n mild
Now with the BBW militant movement in full effect these big bishes are in abundance showing all that fat flesh new with no shame
And speaking on puffing....THIS NO SMOKING POLICY IS PHUKKING UP THE SOCIAL SCENE
And whats up with all these damn YOUNG MA LOOKING AZZ DYKES....
And dont get me started in these thugga gay dudes
Hip hop has become wayyyy too tolerant of everybody
Especially the non dressing people
I thought people got dressed up to go to the club?!?
Women are wearing wife beaters and pajama pants looking STANK....
And dudes feel like dressing up is just wearing a pair of jordans
VIP please....
It aint VIP if you gotta get up and get yo own damn dranks....
Thank god I went to clubs in th late 90s and early 2000s
as a former club owner I can tell you everything you said is 100% true ....
V.I.P bottle service was the beginning of the end
social media was the final nail in the coffin....
people more interested in showing the world on social media that they are having a good time rather than actually having a good time .....
Neil Tyson
YYZ
I think many girls still go to the clubs but it's just not fun for guys anymore for obvious reasons.
UserNameless
Veteran
As a former manager and promoter
I feel sorry for this generation of club patrons
Smartphones have fukked up everything ....
Like how da fukk u pay a cover charge to just go in and sit at the bar scrolling thru your Facebook timeline??
How can a dude even approach a byatch so indulged in her phone???
The deejays aint shyt....
Its crazy not trying to break any records or an ounce of personality within him
The deejay aint even a deejay just some random n1gga who cues up songs on his macbook playlist.....
Not trying to break any new records or promote any local acts just straight repitition
And dont get me started on the herd of FAT BYATCHES that have taken over the club
Back in my day...the fat girl was a small minority whom tried to not bring attention to themselves by sitting thier obese selves in the corner eating a plate of chilly cheese fries and puffing on a black n mild
Now with the BBW militant movement in full effect these big bishes are in abundance showing all that fat flesh new with no shame
And speaking on puffing....THIS NO SMOKING POLICY IS PHUKKING UP THE SOCIAL SCENE
And whats up with all these damn YOUNG MA LOOKING AZZ DYKES....
And dont get me started in these thugga gay dudes
Hip hop has become wayyyy too tolerant of everybody
Especially the non dressing people
I thought people got dressed up to go to the club?!?
Women are wearing wife beaters and pajama pants looking STANK....
And dudes feel like dressing up is just wearing a pair of jordans
VIP please....
It aint VIP if you gotta get up and get yo own damn dranks....
Thank god I went to clubs in th late 90s and early 2000s
True. When me and my girls went to the club we were always dressed to the nines. I remember one of my friends wore some flats and we roasted the hell out of her. She put on some other shoes though lol. We would dance, try and swindle free entry and drinks and have fun. Now though, I get dressed up and feel like I've wasted my outfits if I go.
I plan on going to the club one day and wearing some jeans and sneakers, getting wasted and dancing all night. It used to be fun to go dressed cute in heels, but you could only hit a few dance moves before your feet start screaming. I just feel uncomfortable being the only one dancing. But I'm going to go on my Erykah..."never the life of the party, but I'll get it started" steeze. Really I'm sure everyone will just stand around laughing at me, take pictures and say I'm on drugs lol. I'm doing it one of these days though!
Salsa clubs are fun though! I can't really do all the merengue, bachata and what not, but I try and everyone around is having a good time. People come dance with you and usually there's never any drama.
You're right about overseas. These Euros dance all night to WHATEVER they play and be off beat AF, but they have a blast. That's what it's all about! I kind of miss actually having a good time and hitting up some greasy restaurant afterwards. I always had fun going out to clubs in Europe.
I don't really go out like that anymore though. I would but it just ends up being a waste of time and money and I find more interesting things to do on the weekend...or nothing lol.
That wasnt free beloved.... man gonna make you return the favorI did eat and drink free all night though
Nothing but the truthAs a former manager and promoter
I feel sorry for this generation of club patrons
Smartphones have fukked up everything ....
Like how da fukk u pay a cover charge to just go in and sit at the bar scrolling thru your Facebook timeline??
How can a dude even approach a byatch so indulged in her phone???
The deejays aint shyt....
Its crazy not trying to break any records or an ounce of personality within him
The deejay aint even a deejay just some random n1gga who cues up songs on his macbook playlist.....
Not trying to break any new records or promote any local acts just straight repitition
And dont get me started on the herd of FAT BYATCHES that have taken over the club
Back in my day...the fat girl was a small minority whom tried to not bring attention to themselves by sitting thier obese selves in the corner eating a plate of chilly cheese fries and puffing on a black n mild
Now with the BBW militant movement in full effect these big bishes are in abundance showing all that fat flesh new with no shame
And speaking on puffing....THIS NO SMOKING POLICY IS PHUKKING UP THE SOCIAL SCENE
And whats up with all these damn YOUNG MA LOOKING AZZ DYKES....
And dont get me started in these thugga gay dudes
Hip hop has become wayyyy too tolerant of everybody
Especially the non dressing people
I thought people got dressed up to go to the club?!?
Women are wearing wife beaters and pajama pants looking STANK....
And dudes feel like dressing up is just wearing a pair of jordans
VIP please....
It aint VIP if you gotta get up and get yo own damn dranks....
Thank god I went to clubs in th late 90s and early 2000s
That no smoking policy & wack ass djs killed it for me
VIP bottling service is the biggest HUSTLE in clubs these days
Its just a marketing scheme targeted to ignorant working class people who wanna "live like stars" for the evening
If your not promoting an event or entertaining s large party I dont see the point of bottle service
Over priced Marked up bottles and deceitful greedy azz servers and bartenders
I remember being behind the bar chatting it up with a club owner friend of mine
And I specifically heard the waitress give an order for three glasses of Grey Goose straight on the rocks..
Man I watched this bartender pour three glasses of this bottom shelf likka worth like 8.99 a pint
Ive seen horrible VIPs these days...they dont even make an effort
I remember going to a mixtape release party for some local artist which featured WEBBIE as a guest artist and the damn VIP had folding chairs and balloons :dead