I'm Done With the Club

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EVERY TIME I go to the club I always wish I wasn't there. It sucks. Nobody dances anymore, everybody's on their phone, and the new hip hop music they play is not conducive to dancing for the most part. I mean they're still playing swag surf and back dat ass up and everybody gets hype when it comes on.

I like going to bars more. You can meet people and talk, move around a bit easier...

The only reason to go to a club is to dress up and look cute because 85% of the time I'm not enjoying myself unless I'm drunk.
 
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Me too

Me too :wow:

I'm 29 and been clubbing for 17 years

It's a waste of time and money in 2016:wow:


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EVERY TIME I go to the club I always wish I wasn't there. It sucks. Nobody dances anymore, everybody's on their phone, and the new hip hop music they play is not conducive to dancing for the most part. I mean they're still playing swag surf and back dat ass up and everybody gets hype when it comes on.

I like going to bars more. You can meet people and talk, move around a bit easier...

The only reason to go to a club is to dress up and look cute because 85% of the time I'm not enjoying myself unless I'm drunk.

True and I know it sucks for women. To get dressed up to the T and then all your do is sit at a table and play with you phone.

shyt it is a chore as a woman to get dressed up. From hair, to make up to wearing heels killing your feet. Then fight a line to go to a packed club and just sit down all night.

The craziest thing is it was some dudes who would not dance. Women would still dance by themselves or with other women. Now the women sit around and don't dance.

Folks are so scared to dance now.

Crazy I travel overseas to places like mexico and go to the club and these jokers will dance all night. But then come back to america and you can't force a joker to dance.
 

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Nothing but the truth and every word you said is realer than real.

The new club scene is for the self indulged, shy and fat folks now.

On the real back in the day you were a squre if you didnt dance at the club. Folks looked at you like you had two left feet or were socially awkward.

People would call you out for not dancing. You were usually in shape so you could dance all night and shyt. Now they don't dance any more big folks are welcome.

Now a days if you black or black and young and want to dance you got to go to a blues club, stepping club, salsa club or square dance club.

Damn shame red necks do more dancing at they clubs than young black folks.

Me and my lady was talking about that the other night

Everybody scared to get on the dancefloor..

One third of the club is just thier stunting and observing

The other third is thier to get drunk or meet thier connect

And the last third is the plugs trying to make plays (sales)

Meanwhile the byatches do thier two step with thier phone in thier hand dancing in the mirror with her homegirls

And the dudes only get animated when their favorite trap/drill song come on and they jigging with thier homeboys holding bottles of hennesey and ciroc like they filming a rap video :snoop:
 

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As a former manager and promoter

I feel sorry for this generation of club patrons

Smartphones have fukked up everything ....

Like how da fukk u pay a cover charge to just go in and sit at the bar scrolling thru your Facebook timeline??

How can a dude even approach a byatch so indulged in her phone???


The deejays aint shyt....

Its crazy not trying to break any records or an ounce of personality within him


The deejay aint even a deejay just some random n1gga who cues up songs on his macbook playlist.....

Not trying to break any new records or promote any local acts just straight repitition

And dont get me started on the herd of FAT BYATCHES that have taken over the club

Back in my day...the fat girl was a small minority whom tried to not bring attention to themselves by sitting thier obese selves in the corner eating a plate of chilly cheese fries and puffing on a black n mild

Now with the BBW militant movement in full effect these big bishes are in abundance showing all that fat flesh new with no shame

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And speaking on puffing....THIS NO SMOKING POLICY IS PHUKKING UP THE SOCIAL SCENE :ufdup:

And whats up with all these damn YOUNG MA LOOKING AZZ DYKES....

And dont get me started in these thugga gay dudes

Hip hop has become wayyyy too tolerant of everybody

Especially the non dressing people

I thought people got dressed up to go to the club?!?

Women are wearing wife beaters and pajama pants looking STANK....

And dudes feel like dressing up is just wearing a pair of jordans

VIP please....

It aint VIP if you gotta get up and get yo own damn dranks....

Thank god I went to clubs in th late 90s and early 2000s :blessed:
The one allllll the way in the left

O gawd
 

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clubs these days are just selling a dream to patrons

being intoxicated makes it easy to fall for the okie-doke every time.. lawd knows i do :mjgrin:

only way to make it work these days is to pregame with some girls at another venue and then link at the club
 
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