Busted_Toes
Veteran
I been on the toilet for the past hour, praying to Jesus and screaming Buddha. Yet still it doesn't come out after about 7 attempts 
. I almost thought i was going to pass out and tears started to fill my eyes 
this might be the worst pain i've felt in my life. It's so close but i can't get over that hurdle.
This is the first time something like this has happened. I couldn't have prepared for this, I feel so helpless. I'm walking around the crib on my tiptoes with my whole azz out, i've never felt this much shame. Brehs, drink your fluids. I ate like a fat nikka the last 2 days and this is the payback.
I've tried drinking warm water, Cream of tartar and squat position but my a$$hole is just too tight.
My last hope is castor oil, i've been staring it down for the last 15 minutes.
I feel it's going to end like this..
Pray for me brehs.. i'm filled with anxiety right now. Gay nikkas you got my respect. Yall soldiers.
. I almost thought i was going to pass out and tears started to fill my eyes this might be the worst pain i've felt in my life. It's so close but i can't get over that hurdle.This is the first time something like this has happened. I couldn't have prepared for this, I feel so helpless. I'm walking around the crib on my tiptoes with my whole azz out, i've never felt this much shame. Brehs, drink your fluids. I ate like a fat nikka the last 2 days and this is the payback.
I've tried drinking warm water, Cream of tartar and squat position but my a$$hole is just too tight.
My last hope is castor oil, i've been staring it down for the last 15 minutes.
I feel it's going to end like this..
Pray for me brehs.. i'm filled with anxiety right now. Gay nikkas you got my respect. Yall soldiers.
