The way I see it, there's what I call the 5 pillars of p*ssy.
1. p*ssy-Most p*ssy generally feels the same. I mean, some is clearly better than others, but I've never had bad p*ssy. It all feels good.
2. Head-Head doesn't feel as good as p*ssy until the nut, but a chick that really knows how to slurp good separates herself from the pack.
3. Freakiness/sex drive-This is an important criterion when it comes to separating basic bytches from joints you end up wanting to keep around. A chick that's just lustful and fiending for the dikk and willing to be your personal nasty slut and say and do disgusting things and enjoy it in the process is beautiful thing. I can't stand a dead fish, just laying there and moaning.
I like a bytch that fukks like a competition...like she's trying to out-fukk me. She will lose, but I admire the effort.
4. dikk taking ability-This isn't too much of a biggie because p*ssy is malleable and can take a beating. But some chicks can't handle dikk and don't want to let you go ham on the p*ssy. That shyt's annoying.
Bushes.
5. dikk riding ability-I can't stress the importance of this enough because some chicks SUCK at riding dikk...up there all self-conscious with no passion and no confidence looking like a little girl trying to learn how to ride a bike.
Girl on top isn't the best position, but you got some bytches who ride dikk like they're auditioning for porn and that's a huge asset. I know this chick that used to ride my dikk like an Olympic gymnast on the pommel horse.
She used put an arch in her back and go to work...leaning all the way back then going back to perpendicular, doing butterflies, flipping around to reverse cowgirl as seamlessly as a Barry Sanders open field spin move all the while staring at me with a sexy, confident smile on her face looking like Ciara dancing in the 1 2 Step video.
Yeah, she had me sprung.