Cole Cash
They took a hammer and sickle to my back
Basically my friend and a guy who i was associated with in my rap production click at the time (who i was mentoring on beatmaking) was sort of gameless and lonely. While i personally had little problems finding dates due to me being in college and being an overall weirdo with some charm, he was a weirdo with very few social skills. I had, in the 8 years i knew him, only seen him with one girl in his life.
In 2008 he met this girl off mocospace, she thought he was good looking and asked if he would think she was a slut if they fukked on the first date. She apparently had a kid, he asked me for his advice and i told him to go for it, but i had never seen a pic.
he then told me that he had fukked or whatever and she had big titties, which at first i thought this was a win, yall know i like a big woman with big titties.
well one day i was at safeway because i lived around the corner from one at the time. he was there and he was with his girl. but there were two other girls in line. a fine ass white girl and some disgusting ugly mexican slorch. I walked up to him dapped him up, he said "yea..im here with my girl" im like "who the white girl?"
na...the other one.
i gave him this look literally that look, he saw it and he looked upset at me. Im like "you got with that?"
this girl, let me describe her to you, 5'3 230, big titties yea, but with nasty ass tattoos to go with it, she also had a daughter. her eyes looked crooked and her nose looked like he had been broken several times over. She was ugly as fukk. When i asked him "you got with that?"
he was like
"i love her man..whatver"
im like "well, ...its all good"
he never was the same to me after that, he treated me differently and even accused me of taking credit for a beat he did (which i didint) but he was salty as hell. his girl also didint like me because she heard the whole fukking thing, she was ugly, period.
I was so disgusted that when i got home i didint even eat my lunch i bought at safeway. he himself has a kid with her now. what a nasty piece of shyt that girl is, letting any piece of sausege penetrate her bloodpiled slimehole like its all good. easily one of the ugliest latinas in california, and we have millions of them here. that tells you something. their kid probably looks like that alien cuato from the old total recall movie. you know, the alien living in that dudes stomach.
In 2008 he met this girl off mocospace, she thought he was good looking and asked if he would think she was a slut if they fukked on the first date. She apparently had a kid, he asked me for his advice and i told him to go for it, but i had never seen a pic.
he then told me that he had fukked or whatever and she had big titties, which at first i thought this was a win, yall know i like a big woman with big titties.
well one day i was at safeway because i lived around the corner from one at the time. he was there and he was with his girl. but there were two other girls in line. a fine ass white girl and some disgusting ugly mexican slorch. I walked up to him dapped him up, he said "yea..im here with my girl" im like "who the white girl?"
na...the other one.
i gave him this look literally that look, he saw it and he looked upset at me. Im like "you got with that?"
this girl, let me describe her to you, 5'3 230, big titties yea, but with nasty ass tattoos to go with it, she also had a daughter. her eyes looked crooked and her nose looked like he had been broken several times over. She was ugly as fukk. When i asked him "you got with that?"
he was like
"i love her man..whatver"
im like "well, ...its all good"
he never was the same to me after that, he treated me differently and even accused me of taking credit for a beat he did (which i didint) but he was salty as hell. his girl also didint like me because she heard the whole fukking thing, she was ugly, period.
I was so disgusted that when i got home i didint even eat my lunch i bought at safeway. he himself has a kid with her now. what a nasty piece of shyt that girl is, letting any piece of sausege penetrate her bloodpiled slimehole like its all good. easily one of the ugliest latinas in california, and we have millions of them here. that tells you something. their kid probably looks like that alien cuato from the old total recall movie. you know, the alien living in that dudes stomach.