If You're Not Smashin' By The 2nd Or 3rd Date...You're Wasting Your Time!!!...:ufdup:

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

So y’all complain about so called “thots” only to date so called thots exclusively. Where’s the common sense?

Girl stop.

Spoiler

They not thinking rationally. This is their dikk's talking.

Ahem...I mean yeah!

"Fukk these hoes! If she ain't suckin the nut outta my dikk 3 seconds after she met me..."
"Nah fukk that! If she ain't approach me and rub her p*ssy on me in the grocery store..."
"Yeah I'm a leader!" "Yeah submit!" "I hate single moms" "Fukk these hoes!" "These bytches morally corrupt!" "But I want them to be like that for me!" "bytches better fukk me immediately!" "Why every hoe gotta high body count?!"
"Why shouldn't she fukk a complete stranger? Ole stuck up bytch!"

 

[ThaRealness]

shyt Im looking to smash on the first. She said she wants to come to my place, smoke blunts and hear my music

Now we talking about doing some yoga

 

[Ronnie Macho]

shyt Im looking to smash on the first. She said she wants to come to my place, smoke blunts and hear my music

Now we talking about doing some yoga

Yeah...that sounds like first date smash!!!......Them girls in them yoga pants!!!...

 

[Houston911]

2nd or third date?

Why y'all waiting so long?

I don't even ask her for her name until after I've hit it a couple times.

 

[froggle]

The coli is a weird place. I come here for the jokes, but some of ya'll are like psychopaths

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

I love ya'll.

 

[Neuromancer]

If she has that fuzzy feeling inside and she horny she’ll fukk. Just don’t make her feel bad about it.

This.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Who the fukk is "Ray Ray"?

Is that The Coli's version of "Chad"?