Dad - Go clean your room!!
Son - You can kiss my ass! Just like you kissed that old white mans ass on Smackdown last week
Son - You can kiss my ass! Just like you kissed that old white mans ass on Smackdown last week
If you're a WWE jobber, does your son still respect you?
- Thread starter I SEEN THAT LIGHT
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You get respect by telling your son I'mma use this foreign object and go upside your head if you don't do what you are told... I'M VINCE MCMAHON IN THIS HOUSE DAMNIT!Yo yall remember when they had Sid out there putting all those jobbers on stretchers every week. Or having to job out to Rikishi and explain to your son how another man suffocated you with his ass. How do you get respect from your son after that.
YOU WILL RESPECT YOUR DAD'S GRAPEFRUITS 
Kill Dat Noize
Banned
what if you were virgil's kid growin up? 
dibiase:"virgil, massage the million dollar man's toes"
son:
"don't do it dad..."
dibiase:
"virgil, massage the million dollar man's toes"son:
"don't do it dad..."
this thread is hilarious
sonMe: "YOU LIKE HAVING LIGHTS, FOOD AND CLOTHES, YOU LIL MUTHAfukkA? Go and clean up your room, before I book you in a 'Loser Gets The fukk Out Of My House' Match, and I'm gonna get my win back from you since you fukked up your mom's box with your big ass head. Yeah. You about to lose to the guy who jobbed out to The Bunny. And in your happiest moments, I want you to remember it. When you're getting your first piece of p*ssy. When you're graduating from college. As your bride is walking down the aisle. When you hold your first born child for the first time, Remember that *Whispers* I. beat. you."
Kid:
Wife:
SirShaktus
Pro
Me: "YOU LIKE HAVING LIGHTS, FOOD AND CLOTHES, YOU LIL MUTHAfukkA? Go and clean up your room, before I book you in a 'Loser Gets The fukk Out Of My House' Match, and I'm gonna get my win back from you since you fukked up your mom's box with your big ass head. Yeah. You about to lose to the guy who jobbed out to The Bunny. And in your happiest moments, I want you to remember it. When you're getting your first piece of p*ssy. When you're graduating from college. As your bride is walking down the aisle. When you hold your first born child for the first time, Remember that *Whispers* I. beat. you."
Kid:
Wife:
Jesus CHRIST.
I almost choked on my curry chicken just now.
Y'all ain't shyt.
JoogJoint
In my own league.
This thread is pure comedy.
What's worse being Virgil's kid thenwhat if you were virgil's kid growin up?
dibiase:
son:
or Virgil's kid now??? 
LurkNowitzki
All Star
Still gotta beat his little ass though to show him it's a workHow would you react if you had this exchange with him?
You: Did you clean up your room like I told you to?
Son: Shut up, dad! You can't tell me what to do!
You: I'm finna beat your ass.
Son: No, you're not! You couldn't even beat Sheamus' ass! He Brogue Kicked you in two seconds, and Rusev made you tap out!
You: Go to your room!
Son: I wish John Cena was my dad! At least he could beat Rusev!
You:
Devilinurear
Veteran
Brooklyn brawler son must have went through some shyt.
Devilinurear
Veteran
Really doubt he has a son
Rumor is he "jobs" to Pat Patterson
:kobeugh:
Really doubt he has a son
Rumor is he "jobs" to Pat Patterson