If You're A Man That Doesn't Drink Or Smoke Odds Are Your Dating Life Sucks

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Thank goodness my woman does neither, actually she wouldn't be my woman if she smoked but I digress. Lately I've lost a few side chics because I don't drink or smoke. They say they be coo with that shyt but on the weekends them bishes be going thru withdrawals after awhile.

You nikkas that drink and smoke have an advantage over us that don't. If I was single I'd be assed out since I only fukk with black chics and 98% of them have one of those vices.

Yes. The fact you live in the bay, literally the weed capital of america, and you don't smoke shows you're a loser.

Your warriors fandom only cements that fact.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

You right breh, The ratchets be the freaks tho. And I don't fukk with white women.

The nerds/intellects are the true freaks. I keep on trying to y’all but you ain’t listening. They’ve got to let all that steam out from somewhere.

A girl I hooked up with a while back did so because she noticed me reading a book she liked (I didn’t read it on my phone, I read it the old fashioned way.)

I won’t go into too much detail but a decent woman appreciates a man who reads. In fact, I’d say most women do but a lot will feel intimidated.

You need to go to more cultured places and not the clubs where these hood rats are in their natural habitats: festivals, jazz bars etc.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

I have no problem getting p*ssy. I do have a problem keeping the bishes after smashing a few times.

Its cause you're fukking these sober bytches with your small dikk. the fact you have steph curry posters all over your house doesn't help either.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Not if she's clearly already interested in you. I aint talking about completely wasted chicks fam, that's a no go.

I probably drink once every two months but the shyt is definitely a social lubricant for a lot of people.

I hear you but I’m paranoid about that. I’ve heard too many stories where a girl is tipsy but she then claims to have been wasted.

Next thing you know, a brother is serving years behind bars because a bytch regrets her decision and blames alcohol.

I’m just never taking that risk. I value my freedom way too much.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Yes. The fact you live in the bay, literally the weed capital of america, and you don't smoke shows you're a loser.

Your warriors fandom only cements that fact.

So somebody that lives in the coke capital should also snort coke? Somebody living in Milwaukee or Coors Colorado should drink beer?

Logic like that is why you continue to support that perpetual loser James Harden.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Its cause you're fukking these sober bytches with your small dikk. the fact you have steph curry posters all over your house doesn't help either.

At least be funny if you're not going to be factual. You can't talk shyt in the seum no more because my squad sent yours fishing three times out of the last 4 years so now you wanna troll in TRL get the fukk outta here lame.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

So somebody that lives in the coke capital should also snort coke? Somebody living in Milwaukee or Coors Colorado should drink beer?

Logic like that is why you continue to support that perpetual loser James Harden.

Those other substances are far more harmful than weed.

Its not about the drink or smoke breh. If your stroke game was correct that shyt wouldn't matter.

The fact they let you fukk means they're obviously attracted. If they're ghosting after fukking a few times, that means your pipe game is wack. Sadly, you may need to get them high or drunk so that they can enjoy themselves.

I on the other hand have bytches ive fukked nearly 10 years ago still tryna get me to fukk em again. Again, its all about what you working with.

If your game is that poor, you're gonna need all the help you can get (money, liquor, weed, etc.)

And take the steph curry posters off your wall. Most thots don't fukk with the curry's.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Why you hating?

No hate, I just don't believe you smashed the girl in your avi.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

I swear yall virgin ass dudes make the dumbest threads

Avi?

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Title is wildly exaggerating but there's some truth to the fact that if you're under 25 these hoes all indulge in smoking/drinking and doing so makes them easier to get/keep.

It just makes it easier but if you got game you're gonna eat regardless. I don't let nobody smoke in my place but if she wants to sip her shyt that's cool with me. Generally chicks prefer to do it at the same time with a breh cuz they feel stupid if they get tipsy and you're not.

But if you're always cool/funny even sober she won't even notice the difference.

 

[Serious]

I have no problem getting p*ssy. I do have a problem keeping the bishes after smashing a few times.

I have a hard time shaking women. Every chick I've fukked with always wanted more. Even hoes....

 

[Voice of Reason]

shyt is tru 90% of black women smoke.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

I have a hard time shaking women. Every chick I've fukked with always wanted more. Even hoes....

Without you committing to them? They be okay with just being a smash and dash for years?

 

[Serious]

Without you committing to them? They be okay with just being a smash and dash for years?

Not my style but every situation is different. I'm more into relationship than casual hook ups. But women find me attractive enough to let me beat on the regular if that's what I wanted. Of course they'd push for a relationship, in the meantime, but casually hooking up is a waste of time imo.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Not my style but every situation is different. I'm more into relationship than casual hook ups. But women find me attractive enough to let me beat on the regular if that's what I wanted. Of course they'd push for a relationship, in the meantime, but casually hooking up is a waste of time imo.

Now I get it.