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That is funny, My Girl gave me a hypothetical about this which turned it into a big argument.
Her: Baby what would you do if I was paralyzed from the waist down tomorrow
Me: I got your back 100 percent, I would take care of you for the rest of your life
Her: awww. What would you do about sex.
Me: ..... ..... Well we would have to have a discussion about how I am supposed to get relief. I am still young.
Her: .... What you mean!!!! you are going to cheat on me.
Me: ..... I just said we will have a discussion, that ain't cheating in my book
Her: Yes it is, now I am looking at you differently I don't know if we can be togheter.
Me:* starting to realize my greivous mistake by being honest with her, trying to abort this conversation* I would lay out the deal and decide whther you want to move foward or not. I have that much respect for you
You going to break up with me over something that hasn't happened yet.
Her: Yea I can't plan my future with someone who thinks like that
Me: You are blowing this out of proportion.
Her: No I am not. I mean if you were paralyzed I would take care of you forever and not cheat on you.
Me: *knowing that this chick is notoriously lazy as fukk* So you would take me whereever I want to go.
Her: I mean I would have to leave you at home when I go shopping and stuff. I wouldn't want to push you around when i have all these bags on me.
Me: *check to see if she was trolling, confirmations she was not* at that comment. So I have to stay home all day.
Her: