If your girl doesn’t ask “are you hungry” at least 7 times a day....

[O.T.I.S.]

Three times in three hours now

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Like I’m not a fat ass nikka but i do NOT get cold easily... I’m literally like my own sun. Even my ex’s say that, I generate a lot of energy almost on some apex predator shyt.

but everynight that me and my girl actually get to sleep together at night she’s always asking me “you not cold???”...

Im like “NOOOO.. I wasn’t cold the first 30 times you asked me”

“well I’m gonna turn the heat on“ and im like

I think that's just us males in-general.

I will literally be butt-naked, sweating, in the bed and my wife will be wearing some sweats and a hoodie to sleep under a comforter talking about 'Turn the heat up!',looking like a little bundled-up Indian baby.

Also, I think she's eating the toilet paper since it takes me about a month to go through ONE roll and we're constantly running out of a whole case after a couple weeks.

Where the HELL does 24 rolls of toilet paper disappear to?????

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[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

7 times?

what type of fat b*stard have I become?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I think that's just us males in-general.

I will literally be butt-naked, sweating, in the bed and my wife will be wearing some sweats and a hoodie to sleep under a comforter talking about 'Turn the heat up!',looking like a little bundled-up Indian baby.

Also, I think she's eating the toilet paper since it takes me about a month to go through ONE roll and we're constantly running out of a whole case after a couple weeks.

Where the HELL does 24 rolls of toilet paper disappear to?????

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I hate when I go into the bathroom, with out looking, to take a shyt then I look over and the whole roll I put there 2 days ago is gone along with the babywipes...

i be literally ready to box her ass because the toilet paper don’t even get stored in OUR bathroom... it’s on the other side of the house where her and her friends be kikiki’ing it up while I’m texting her to bring it to me

 

[MajesticLion]

Wifey KILLS me with this every....single......day, breh.

Like clockwork, as soon as I come in the door:

Her: Baby, you hungry?

Me: Nah. I'm good right now.

Her: You sure you ain't hungry? I'll make something if you want.

Me: No, thanks.

Her: You want a sandwich?

Me: Yeah, fine..........

I HAVE to take something or she won't stop asking me for at least 10 more minutes and I refuse to seem like I don't appreciate what she does for me......BUT GODDAMN WOMAN!!!!!!

Wish we had kids so at least I wouldn't be the sole benefactor of all that attention.

She cooks JUST like my grandma used to. I just leave her alone in the kitchen.​

THIS

eventually I give in but im like gotdamn lil lady relax... ill let you know when I’m hungry

we trying for kids now too... I don’t like the financial responsibility but at least she will not be so infatuated with what I’m doing.

Does your gurl have like a 6th sense too? I swear she knows if you do anything... i cant even fart without her somehow sensing it and coming in the room

I literally be sleep and she’ll come in making hella noise to wake me up and as soon as im coherent its like “do you want something to eat? “

im like “NO nikka I WANT TO SLEEP”

nikka be wanting kids now just so she can bother them and leave you tf alone

Give thanks, things could go a whole other way

 

[BrehWyatt]

That's what women who genuinely care about you do

This.

Say what you will but if my S/O doesn't care if I ate that day -- not even about cooking me something or grabbing me something, just asking if I did -- I deadass would not feel cared for or loved.

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

i know op exaggerated but simp brehs gonna be mad when they remember that thr so called "girl" never ask if they hungry.

Forreal...
@O.T.I.S. do your thing playa...
At least you got a woman that can or at least attempts to cook...

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

9/10 if your girl is asking it's because she is hungry herself and is waiting on you to get her something to eat. A woman that cares about you doesn't ask if you are hungry, she just brings you food.

 

[TEH]

New Love

 

[HarlemHottie]

9/10 if your girl is asking it's because she is hungry herself and is waiting on you to get her something to eat. A woman that cares about you doesn't ask if you are hungry, she just brings you food.

No, cuz what if he not hungry?

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

No, cuz what if he not hungry?

A woman that cares for you knows when you are hungry. Biitches that don't give a fukk about you can see you open the fridge 5 times and think noting of it

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Lol I don’t ask 7 times, just during the times he’s usually hungry...I don’t even ask if he’s hungry, just if he’s ready to eat.

He’s not fat so why should I ask that much? lol

Most of the time when I ask I’m only cooking for him and I usually have his food already prepared. We don’t eat the same things.

 

[the bossman]

No, cuz what if he not hungry?

You really see how jaded nikkas just expose themselves in these threads

Women supposed to be straight up télépaths now

 

[HarlemHottie]

A woman that cares for you knows when you are hungry. Biitches that don't give a fukk about you can see you open the fridge 5 times and think noting of it

You a lil too hype, breh.

 

[pcpking]

Reading this post got me thinking do women do this to show their worth to you, For instance my chick don't ask me if I want something to eat, because she knows I'll only eat what I cook for myself, so she don't waste her time with that but she would offer me some form of a sexual activity 2 times a day.

I can tell she only do it as a way to make sure a need I may have be taken care of by her as my woman, and not necessarily because she is horny.