If your girl doesn’t ask “are you hungry” at least 7 times a day....
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Wifey KILLS me with this every....single......day, breh.
Like clockwork, as soon as I come in the door:
Her: Baby, you hungry?
Me: Nah. I'm good right now.
Her: You sure you ain't hungry? I'll make something if you want.
Me: No, thanks.
Her: You want a sandwich?
Me: Yeah, fine..........
I HAVE to take something or she won't stop asking me for at least 10 more minutes and I refuse to seem like I don't appreciate what she does for me......BUT GODDAMN WOMAN!!!!!!
Wish we had kids so at least I wouldn't be the sole benefactor of all that attention.
She cooks JUST like my grandma used to. I just leave her alone in the kitchen.
Like clockwork, as soon as I come in the door:
Her: Baby, you hungry?
Me: Nah. I'm good right now.
Her: You sure you ain't hungry? I'll make something if you want.
Me: No, thanks.
Her: You want a sandwich?
Me: Yeah, fine..........
I HAVE to take something or she won't stop asking me for at least 10 more minutes and I refuse to seem like I don't appreciate what she does for me......BUT GODDAMN WOMAN!!!!!!
Wish we had kids so at least I wouldn't be the sole benefactor of all that attention.
She cooks JUST like my grandma used to. I just leave her alone in the kitchen.
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Ain’t nobody got time for that.
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Elle Driver said:
You make me a sammich, I'll wash your hair.
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My girl asks me, but its usually a sign to tell me she is hungry
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THISWifey KILLS me with this every....single......day, breh.
Like clockwork, as soon as I come in the door:
Her: Baby, you hungry?
Me: Nah. I'm good right now.
Her: You sure you ain't hungry? I'll make something if you want.
Me: No, thanks.
Her: You want a sandwich?
Me: Yeah, fine..........
I HAVE to take something or she won't stop asking me for at least 10 more minutes and I refuse to seem like I don't appreciate what she does for me......BUT GODDAMN WOMAN!!!!!!
Wish we had kids so at least I wouldn't be the sole benefactor of all that attention.
She cooks JUST like my grandma used to. I just leave her alone in the kitchen.
eventually I give in but im like gotdamn lil lady relax... ill let you know when I’m hungry
we trying for kids now too... I don’t like the financial responsibility but at least she will not be so infatuated with what I’m doing.
Does your gurl have like a 6th sense too? I swear she knows if you do anything... i cant even fart without her somehow sensing it and coming in the room
I literally be sleep and she’ll come in making hella noise to wake me up and as soon as im coherent its like “do you want something to eat?
“im like “NO nikka I WANT TO SLEEP
”nikka be wanting kids now just so she can bother them and leave you tf alone
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This was already explained... i work nights, so when I leave for work she’s up, when I get home she’s up. When I sleep, she’s doing her thing. When I’m up, she’s home. Its like that literally... plus I’m home for like half the week so we see each other a lot
Not complaining though... but we around each other A LOT.
see my girl be like...Wifey KILLS me with this every....single......day, breh.
Like clockwork, as soon as I come in the door:
Her: Baby, you hungry?
Me: Nah. I'm good right now.
Her: You sure you ain't hungry? I'll make something if you want.
Me: No, thanks.
Her: You want a sandwich?
Me: Yeah, fine..........
I HAVE to take something or she won't stop asking me for at least 10 more minutes and I refuse to seem like I don't appreciate what she does for me......BUT GODDAMN WOMAN!!!!!!
Wish we had kids so at least I wouldn't be the sole benefactor of all that attention.
She cooks JUST like my grandma used to. I just leave her alone in the kitchen.
"you tryna smoke?"
i be like, "nah im good."
"you sure?"
"yeah. ima lil tired."
"just rolled this up..."
"oh shyt! lets do this!"
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I swear if me and her have kids and they’re anything like me then they gonna be funny af...
They gonna have her waking them up on some annoying shyt then going to school, only to come home and their entire room is rearranged, different curtains, different wallpaper, all their clothes moved or being washed
that’s literally happened before... i would go to work and come home and our entire bedroom has changed... furniture moved, different curtains, etc.
Living room might be changed too
I just be like
now but she will annoy tf out of an average person... she’s crazy but I lub her
They gonna have her waking them up on some annoying shyt then going to school, only to come home and their entire room is rearranged, different curtains, different wallpaper, all their clothes moved or being washed
that’s literally happened before... i would go to work and come home and our entire bedroom has changed... furniture moved, different curtains, etc.
Living room might be changed too
I just be like
now but she will annoy tf out of an average person... she’s crazy but I lub her
My girl is always asking me that, and she’s super caring. Thanks for the tip OP, haha.
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O.T.I.S. said:Does your gurl have like a 6th sense too? I swear she knows if you do anything... i cant even fart without her somehow sensing it and coming in the room
I literally be sleep and she’ll come in making hella noise to wake me up and as soon as im coherent its like “do you want something to eat?
im like “NO nikka I WANT TO SLEEP
nikka be wanting kids now just so she can bother them and leave you tf alone
I'm an Introvert and after 16 years of marriage she still doesn't quite understand what wanting to be alone for a little while means to me.
Like that Patrice O'Neal skit.......
I haven't been able to enjoy 'Morning Wood' for 6 months. I haven't been able to read a book for a month. I haven't watched porn in like almost a year.
I love my wife, though, and don't recognize my bathroom anymore......
Like that Patrice O'Neal skit.......
I haven't been able to enjoy 'Morning Wood' for 6 months. I haven't been able to read a book for a month. I haven't watched porn in like almost a year.
I love my wife, though, and don't recognize my bathroom anymore......
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I'm an Introvert and after 16 years of marriage she still doesn't quite understand what wanting to be alone for a little while means to me.
Like that Patrice O'Neal skit.......
I haven't been able to enjoy 'Morning Wood' for 6 months. I haven't been able to read a book for a month. I haven't watched porn in like almost a year.
I love my wife, though, and don't recognize my bathroom anymore......
Yo that Patrice skit real
I’m only talking about her desire for me to eat all day in this thread, but there are MULTIPLE other things I repeatedly get asked all day
Like I’m not a fat ass nikka but i do NOT get cold easily... I’m literally like my own sun. Even my ex’s say that, I generate a lot of energy almost on some apex predator shyt.
but everynight that me and my girl actually get to sleep together at night she’s always asking me “you not cold???”...
Im like “NOOOO.. I wasn’t cold the first 30 times you asked me
”“well I’m gonna turn the heat on
“ and im likeI do mess with her in the shower though because I like the way she be looking in that shyt but other than that... unless I haven’t heard her nagging voice for a few hours i leave her alone. She will never leave me alone unless she’s doing some business shyt that I don’t care to be involved in directly