when I worked a desk job 20 years ago I had two monitors..
Use to drag work from one screen to the other. Shyt was dope back then
Use to drag work from one screen to the other. Shyt was dope back then
If your desk don't have two monitors you a failure in the corporate world
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Some of y'all in here have two monitors but:
...you're chained to your cubicle,
...have a one hour lunch,
...in a dead end role,
...you're not in corporate, not even in a national role
...you'll never be promoted,
...you're stuck with 3% cost of living increase if you're lucky,
...you're always a RIF away from losing everything,
...and you're too much of a bytch to leave because of the sunken costs theory "I have too much to lose" nikka you ain't got shyt to lose, you don't make no got damn money...you'd have to work for 10 years to match the SVP's Yearly BONUS...you have no equity, you ain't got shyt.
...you have jack shyt to brag about. I have no beef with @skeetsinternal but this is low caliber call center level flex.
...you're chained to your cubicle,
...have a one hour lunch,
...in a dead end role,
...you're not in corporate, not even in a national role
...you'll never be promoted,
...you're stuck with 3% cost of living increase if you're lucky,
...you're always a RIF away from losing everything,
...and you're too much of a bytch to leave because of the sunken costs theory "I have too much to lose" nikka you ain't got shyt to lose, you don't make no got damn money...you'd have to work for 10 years to match the SVP's Yearly BONUS...you have no equity, you ain't got shyt.
...you have jack shyt to brag about. I have no beef with @skeetsinternal but this is low caliber call center level flex.
2 Laptops, 2 monitors, 2 phones, 1 burner, 1 wireless mouse, 1 IPad and 4 certs ova here and I’m still unproductive as hell these past few days - watching my 40 inch tv and using an old deactivated iPhone 5s to scroll and procrastinate on the coli as my work accumulates and boxes remain unpacked
2 Laptops, 2 monitors, 2 phones, 1 burner, 1 wireless mouse, 1 IPad and 4 certs ova here and I’m still unproductive as hell these past few days -
All of them have the Coli on them.
Four monitors 
IT brehs represent
We don't let anybody in other departments have more than two and only by manager request
Monitor envy
IT brehs representWe don't let anybody in other departments have more than two and only by manager request
Monitor envy
Yeah- fuk it. I edited my post to reflect that.
Bout to take my day nap and get my remote work day continued back up at 4:30. I’ve Been such a lazy bytch today - looking at all this shyt that needs to get done at work/home and paperwork piles to organize makes me sleepy- I’m a night owl anyway
Actually if you don't have 3 you a peon
1 Horizontal and 2 Verticals is the sweet spot
If you need more than 2 monitors you're probably being overworked and underpaid
