If you were a WWE writer whose character would you change?

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Give the mask and ring gear to a younger giant type and reboot Kane on some 80's era type angle "Kane Will Never Die" big red machines spirit finds a new body. He'd have to be legit peak silent monster Kane, no cartoony shyt, piff theme and gully entrance.

Maybe call an audible on big cass while he's hurt. New Big Red Machine can't be flabby with saggy tiddies though. Idk can't think of anyone who'd pull it off
 

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Heart Break Harp and Sex Offender Sami :laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:

A siren goes off when Sami enters the building

He hand off flyers with his face on it to the front row before every match

He starts every promo off by saying "I'm obligated to tell you that I am a registered sex offender..."

I want a promo with John Cena talking to kids in the back, signing autographs and shyt. Then Sami comes into the picture and John Cena is like ":whoa::sitdown: step away from the kids" and Sami slowly steps away like :hubie: for 4 minutes straight until he's 150 m away
 

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Give the mask and ring gear to a younger giant type and reboot Kane on some 80's era type angle "Kane Will Never Die" big red machines spirit finds a new body. He'd have to be legit peak silent monster Kane, no cartoony shyt, piff theme and gully entrance.

Maybe call an audible on big cass while he's hurt. New Big Red Machine can't be flabby with saggy tiddies though. Idk can't think of anyone who'd pull it off
The spirit of The Big Red Machine finding a new host sounds dope. Have him premier the same month that Kane originally did:ohhh:Not Cass though:scust:New wrestler mainstream hasn't heard of
 

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Drew McIntyre would be a dope Kane, def has the physical presence to pull it off too bad he's Your Gimmick is Where Your From: Irish Guy v7

Edit: Scottish Guy, no disrespect
 

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If it was the 90's Ziggler would be selling merch in those WWF Hotline segments and hopefully not wrestling before being fired unceremoniously.
 

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I'd make Finn Balor drop that demon thing, turn him heel, and give him a Rick "The Model" Martel type gimmick.
 

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You'd need someone that could legitimately act and isn't too known yet to do this but...

 

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I'd make Finn Balor drop that demon thing, turn him heel, and give him a Rick "The Model" Martel type gimmick.

He actually modeled for Armani, so that could work

You'd need someone that could legitimately act and isn't too known yet to do this but...



They have the rights to the gimmick, it's easy to revive and IT is coming out soon. That's a great idea.
 

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A siren goes off when Sami enters the building

He hand off flyers with his face on it to the front row before every match

He starts every promo off by saying "I'm obligated to tell you that I am a registered sex offender..."

I want a promo with John Cena talking to kids in the back, signing autographs and shyt. Then Sami comes into the picture and John Cena is like ":whoa::sitdown: step away from the kids" and Sami slowly steps away like :hubie: for 4 minutes straight until he's 150 m away

oh my god :laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:
 

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A siren goes off when Sami enters the building

He hand off flyers with his face on it to the front row before every match

He starts every promo off by saying "I'm obligated to tell you that I am a registered sex offender..."

I want a promo with John Cena talking to kids in the back, signing autographs and shyt. Then Sami comes into the picture and John Cena is like ":whoa::sitdown: step away from the kids" and Sami slowly steps away like :hubie: for 4 minutes straight until he's 150 m away

Vince would have put this gimmick on Christian in a heartbeat :russ:
 

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Vince would have put this gimmick on Christian in a heartbeat :russ:

"There we go, Jay, we got the right lighting for you, pal!" :creative:

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"There we go, Jay, we got the right lighting for you, pal!" :creative:

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Signature Move: Stranger Danger :sitdown:
Finisher: The Bad Touch :damn:

Kids at ringside trying to give him dap and he runs up the ramp like :hubie::whoa:

Lawler would have put him over like a motherfukker on commentary though :mjlol:
 
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