If you were a WWE writer whose character would you change?

jadillac

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I honestly think Dolph Ziggler could be salvaged greatly as a true heel.

Drop the "Ziggler", it sounds like giggle/wiggle and just can't be taken seriously. Just go by Dolph...let his hair go back brown, grow a beard. Change the theme song, good lord it's awful. Change his ring gear.

He's good on the mic.

It's there and easy money to me eyes.
 

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Have new day become the new nation of domination. And they go around recruiting all thr black wrestlers.
 

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Luke Harper into Heartbreak Harp. A delusional sex icon after a diva says she likes his new look. Could be a comedy face or a smarmy heel.:mjgrin:

Here's a sneak peak at that character (turn up the volume, don't turn it up if you're at work):

 

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GOATsaro for me.

Dude been in the E for a minute and been treated like a lukewarm midcarder than a star attraction. Dude was over as hell in 2014 and they ended up killing the momentum by pairing him up with Heyman.

Lets start back from scratch. Give him a winning streak and start putting the line in the sandbox. Cross the bytch WWE roster, I want the gold.

Let the crowd get behind Cesaro as he continue his reign of impact thus making RAW actually "GASP" watchable. *sighs* Lets say Goldberg is still champ or Bork wins the gold.

Heyman comes out and lets Cesaro know he in some deep shyt trying to go for Bork's gold, or Goldberg points at Cesaro to tell him that he's next.

The PPV...:ooh::krs:Payback.

Cesaro comes out with a better theme song, the crowd loses their shyt. Goldberg/Bork comes out and the staredown begins:whew:.

Bork/Cesaro go at it for 30 minutes tops :noah::whew::noah::ooh::krs:.

Goldberg/Cesaro....9 minutes :snoop:.

Bork match=reversals, Heyman losing his shyt, the crowd going bananas for Cesaro to hit the equalizer for the 1...2....3. New fukking champ and Cesaro holds it up like "I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS THE BEST":pacspit:

Goldberg match= typical golberg shyt, but Cesaro kicks out of the Spear/Jackhammer combo:lupe::krs::ooh:. The crowd can't believe it as Cesaro gets on his feet with 30 percent health, hits Goldberg with the biggest Euro uppercut you would have thought he was in Fist of the North Star. 1...2....3...new champ:noah:.

Now that's how you book Cesaro brehs:ohlawd:
 

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I talked about this last night in the viewing party thread...

Reverse Right to Censor/Body-Positive Emma (or Summer Rae)

She'd talk up the Attitude Era and how it allowed true feminism and sexual expression. She'd pose suggestive pictures and do sexually suggestive things in the ring that'd get cut off by random male or female characters and she'd shout them down by saying they were trying to oppress her right to freedom and sexual expression. She'd say that the other women's wrestlers and the women in the crowd hated her because they were insecure with their own bodies and that they were oppressed by male patriarchy.

"Stop slut-shaming."

"Body-positivity"

So on and so forth...

It'd be brilliant. She'd be a heel, but the men would make her a face. The women may boo her, but the freaks in the crowd would love her. Vince would love it. It'd be progressive.
 

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I honestly think Dolph Ziggler could be salvaged greatly as a true heel.

Drop the "Ziggler", it sounds like giggle/wiggle and just can't be taken seriously. Just go by Dolph...let his hair go back brown, grow a beard. Change the theme song, good lord it's awful. Change his ring gear.

He's good on the mic.

It's there and easy money to me eyes.

Have him come out as Young Dolph and call Apollo Crews a "big head motherfukker" every week :heh:
 

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I talked about this last night in the viewing party thread...

Reverse Right to Censor/Body-Positive Emma (or Summer Rae)

She'd talk up the Attitude Era and how it allowed true feminism and sexual expression. She'd pose suggestive pictures and do sexually suggestive things in the ring that'd get cut off by random male or female characters and she'd shout them down by saying they were trying to oppress her right to freedom and sexual expression. She'd say that the other women's wrestlers and the women in the crowd hated her because they were insecure with their own bodies and that they were oppressed by male patriarchy.

"Stop slut-shaming."

"Body-positivity"

So on and so forth...

It'd be brilliant. She'd be a heel, but the men would make her a face. The women may boo her, but the freaks in the crowd would love her. Vince would love it. It'd be progressive.

That shyt would legit be :banderas: in today's WWE.
 

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That shyt would legit be :banderas: in today's WWE.

The arguments about it would be flames too. Can you imagine?

"I don't like it. It's not PG. My kids are there."

"It's a lesson to the kids on why it's inappropriate for women to show gratuitous skin on TV."

"...but why is okay for the men to wrestle shirtless and oiled up in short trunks, but not okay for women to show skin and embrace it?"

:dwillhuh:

:usure:
:patrice:

Have her come down to the ring with the mic and interrupt random women's matches with the promos and let the crowd decide what they really give a fukk about. Taking sexy selfies in the ring or with fans in the front row.

The merch: "I Came For Emma" t-shirts... :banderas: :whew:
 

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That shyt would legit be :banderas: in today's WWE.

A less good gimmick would be a Tinashe/Niykee Heaton gimmick for Carmella, basically Tinashe & Niykee don't really have much buzz (like Carmella) and the only time they do get buzz is when they thrist trap. So basically have Carmella acknowledge that she's not getting the respect that she deserves from the fans so she says she's gonna change that, and with that Carmella starts thirst trapping, showing off her body etc...but she keeps doing it in hopes of getting her big break, a SmackDown Women's Title opportunity

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I honestly think Dolph Ziggler could be salvaged greatly as a true heel.

Drop the "Ziggler", it sounds like giggle/wiggle and just can't be taken seriously. Just go by Dolph...let his hair go back brown, grow a beard. Change the theme song, good lord it's awful. Change his ring gear.

He's good on the mic.

It's there and easy money to me eyes.
So make him Adam Cole?
 
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