...if you were a criminal, what would your hideout spot look like??

[old_timer]

what supplies, equipment, and people would you keep around??

 

[Mowgli]

Youre white shouldn't we be asking you since youre the master criminal?

Teach us.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Youre white shouldn't we be asking you since youre the master criminal?

Teach us.

0 to 100 real quick

 

[Adidacs]

Posting from my island as we speak. Coli open in one tab, my stock portfolio in the other.

Harems on harems. They cook for me too.

Close to mainland, but I have my young shooters make the trips for me.

 

[Lost His Smile]

 

[13473]

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I'd have the internet on everything, probably like Tony Stark' s room where he kept all his iron man suits and cars. It'd be like a hi tech garage complete with a bed for naps, lol...

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

If it comes to this you're on your own. I can't go out like Chris Dorner



I get too paranoid I would keep switching spots and get caught

 

[2stainz]

underground bunker, just outside a major city's limits (NY, Chicago,LA). Gives you a chance to blend into the general pop. when necessary

 

[13473]

If it comes to this you're on your own. I can't go out like Chris Dorner



I get too paranoid I would keep switching spots and get caught

i will spend everyday of my sentence blaming u, and when i manage to successfully break out i'm paying you a visit.

 

[NoMorePie]

TOO EASY.​

 

[no.]

Classy office, with a respectable cover business to be fronting.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

i will spend everyday of my sentence blaming u, and when i manage to successfully break out i'm paying you a visit.

"Hello Officer, if I lead you to my wife and agree to testify can my charges dropped? Yes? Great! Now what locations for witness protection do you have available? I think I'll take Sao Paulo "

Spoiler

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

 

[13473]

"Hello Officer, if I lead you to my wife and agree to testify can my charges dropped? Yes? Great! Now what locations for witness protection do you have available? I think I'll take Sao Paulo "

Spoiler

all i need is 13 seconds alone with u. can the cops save you that quickly ?