Hrm. Strategy one is bite any penis off that comes within close proximity. First i feint and offer blowjob. Idk how well that works tho and im sure its been tried
Strategy two is never wipe my a$$hole and piss all over myself. This also would fail as i would get locked in solitary, lose my mind, and rape myself
Stategy three is let pentration happen but always move backwards so he never actually gets any pumps on. I will get a rep as a bad fukk. No one likes a bad fukk.
P.s. Im posting this while pooping