if you never doctored your report cards..you're fatherless!!

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I used to cheat in high school...just to see if I could get away with it. I'd sometimes do better on tests when I would actually study than cheat, but the thrill was fun. I'd put a cheat sheet inside my calculator cover or going down the back of a ruler and just flip it over as if I'm just playing with it while I'm thinking.


Yeah that was back in the 60s..kids got iPhones these days
 

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Yeah that was back in the 60s..kids got iPhones these days

:deadmanny: @ the 60s.

Nah we can't use our phones though we sometimes ask to go to the bathroom and look up the answers while in there. :win:

Why not get good grades and face your failures to your family like a youth that wants to be a real man one day.

Mental note *make sure school mails grades to the house*

No
 

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My mom and dad were too busy working and making money to really give a fukk if I was absent from school or not :sadbron:

As long as my GPA never dropped below 3.0, I never ended up in handcuffs, and I remained childless they let me live a fukkery filled life... I used to get caught smoking weed Friday morning before school every week and they didn't care... Sometimes they would walk in my room and see me sleeping at noon on a school day and just be like :manny:

But if my pops caught me talking back to my mom he would grab me by my throat like the predator:wtf:
 

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Cheating was ways easy
Post it notes taped to your wrist.

Papers taped under your desk the day before.



WAP internet browser :heh:
 

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professors making you put your phones on the desk with them off now

but taking test online in class, cheating too easy

never had to doctor my report card in high school or middle school
 

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My mom and dad were too busy working and making money to really give a fukk if I was absent from school or not :sadbron:

As long as my GPA never dropped below 3.0, I never ended up in handcuffs, and I remained childless they let me live a fukkery filled life... I used to get caught smoking weed Friday morning before school every week and they didn't care... Sometimes they would walk in my room and see me sleeping at noon on a school day and just be like :manny:

But if my pops caught me talking back to my mom he would grab me by my throat like the predator:wtf:

It's funny I was always a "bare minimum" kind of student, which meant I did the bare minimum to maintain a C average, nothing more nothing less. So my whole life my dad thought I was a fukkup cause I perpetually brought home shytty grades. They'd finally just accepted that I wasn't shyt then I hit high-school and it was monumentally easier than grade school (I went to a really good private grade school). Most of the concepts they were teaching my freshman year was just review, so I fucced around and brought home a 3.5 that first semester. My parents were *thrilled* but I was like :wtf: "No this simply will not do..." and severely lowered my output so that I got a 2.3 the next semester. That was the one time in my life (other than my last year of college) where I got above a 3.0 on any report card. My parents were :smh:. :laugh:
 

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Shiiit, if I get a bad report card (which was 99.9%) of the time I just tell them I straight up threw it away as soon as I got it. They'd end up finding out my grades anyway but those extra days of being safe are always nice :whew:


I get my next report card this or next week... o boy :merchant:
 

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Used to do this routinely with my 4 week progress reports but never had the balls to change a report card. If you change it once, you gotta change it everytime
 

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I did it before :pachaha:
Mom came to pick me up for dentist appointment and the teacher came with me to check out. Mentioned my grades which didn't match up.:snoop:
Got that extension belt from my mom and choked slammed by my Dad :sadcam:

For truancies, some nikka in the school would sell those lil excuse slips and we would just forge the signatures

:russ: :russ:
 

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Progress reports were easy to alter since those were done with pen. Report cards hell no. I tried once but it was a complete fail. Those print outs got weird pixels and shyt. By 9th grade they made it mandatory for parents to pick up report cards aka my parents never seen my report card since then
 

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My mom was a teacher at the school.. i would have gotten the breaks beaten off me because she was too cool with all my teachers and knew my grades before i did.
 
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