if you never doctored your report cards..you're fatherless!!

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nikka WHAT?

MY PARENTS KNEW HOW TO DO MATH BREH. THOSE AVERAGES AT PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES BETTER ADD UP. PLUS THEY MAILED OURS HOME.
 

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-Gets report card

-Finds Fs and Ds

-Scans on computer

-Opens image in Microsoft Paint

-Erase Fs and Ds

-Copy and pastes As and Bs over Fs and throws in a C to make it look realistic

-Print new report card and put original in a secret place

-Gives report card to mommy and enjoys new game for getting good grades :win:

Excellent thread brehthren @His_Excellence_Reincar :obama:
 

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Anything I tried to do was found out. I didn't have to worry about my dad. Im a daddy's girl. My mom though...
 

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-Gets report card

-Finds Fs and Ds

-Scans on computer

-Opens image in Microsoft Paint

-Erase Fs and Ds

-Copy and pastes As and Bs over Fs and throws in a C to make it look realistic

-Print new report card and put original in a secret place

-Gives report card to mommy and enjoys new game for getting good grades :win:

Excellent thread brehthren @His_Excellence_Reincar :obama:

Yup.

I used to use a program called 'Corel Paintshop' to doctor mine.

One time i even bought thick yellow paper so it looked my official years results and printed em on that.

:win:

@His_Excellence_Reincar :salute:
 

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Why not get good grades and face your failures to your family like a youth that wants to be a real man one day.

Mental note *make sure school mails grades to the house*
 

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Gets report card, heads to the library and photocopies. Blank white paper, white out, ms word and a printer :obama:


Changes sick days and absentes to zero.

Hands to poppa :to:

That's my boy :obama:
back in the day i didnt have access to a copier had to do it the old school way, with just ink and white out
 

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No hanging out at the city centre after school?

Yep - and even throughout high school, my mom would pretty much drop me off and pick me up from school every day. Now, university was a different story...I dunno how I passed some of my classes...I would skip all the time :snoop:
 

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Two parent household and never had to do that since I'm not a dumbass and my grades were perfection :ld:

in fact, doing the shyt you described sounds like something a single-mom spawn would do :ohhh:
 
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