If You Had To Marry The Person Who Was The Best Sex You’ve Ever Had Who Would It End Up Being?

[Bolzmark]

Oh hellll no. Not that crazy b!tch. Spray painted the front door of my crib, DM'ed chicks from my friends list, did some crazy computer sh!t where I just kept getting hundreds of random nonsense emails, had some device where she could make it look like a phone call was coming from some other number since her was blocked...nah one of us would be dead or in jail

 

[africngiant]

tanya jenkins

 

[Dont@Me]

I'd be a stepdad of 3

 

[Neuromancer]

Either my Pawg ex from ATL or this single mother I used to smash.

Neither are good choices for the various reasons including what I mentioned.

 

[twan83]

Where I’m at now still married too her

 

[Yapdatfool]

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Sunny a Thai bytch that was the most destructive bytch in my life
That hoe put me through it
But was a fukking jackal that was down for whatever
Beyond toxic for each other
I slapped her in bed and that bytch just laughed like M.Bison
Turned into a full WWF match after that

 

[Black Panther]

We'd probably have been divorced within a year.

Spoiler

...She was 4'11", dark-skinned and thicker than cold peanut butter.

We met on Tinder and hung out a few times.

Invited her over to watch some sh*t on Netflix.

She leaned over and tongue-kissed me, and then buried her head in my chest. I knew what I had to do.

F*cked her on the couch till she came, then we went to the bedroom.

I was not ready.

I don't know what she was doing, but the way she rode my dikk was unlike anything I've felt.

Pulled out, and for the first time in my life, I came twice. Back to back. Two orgasms within seconds of each other.

I didn't even think that sh*t was possible.

We cleaned up, and she told me she would call me tomorrow as she left.

I never saw her again.

Either she would have left or I would have died from dopamine overdose.

 

[PewPew]

Mexican chick with a crazy black baby daddy. Shorty would let me hit it ANYWHERE. Absolutely fire poonani. Ultimately I fumbled her then she became one of those religious fanatics after.

 

[Heafcliffe]

The chick was cool. Trini but grew up in Germany; spoke fluent German and French. Entrepreneur. We're too similar. We still respectfully keep in touch bc we've both moved on.

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

shyt I don’t even remember but I do remember this 6 ft engineer I hit a long ass time ago. Shorty was odd but a freak. The p*ssy was *chefs kiss. shyt stayed wet

 

[Bigblackted4]

Nah because I’d be a step dad. Best two women I’ve ever fukked had kids lol

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Great Thread OP

 

[Fill Collins]

Threw a wine bottle at me

 

[Kenny West]

It wouldn't have lasted, that bytch wasn't shyt.