If You Go Out & You Over 25 Years Old Eating Like This

[LunaticVillage415]

Folks be so bougie nowadays. There’s a time and place for everything. You look like a bougie goofy eating salmon at Hooters or some newish bar in some not that nice shopping center that too many black folks act like is fine dining. Y’all look just as dumb as those people wearing ill fitting suits to a job interview for some $13 an hour warehouse shyt. Okay, if you going to Morton’s or Ruth Chris ordering chicken tenders you a clown. But people be bougie and not even look high class doing it. Everyone is negropean now. Think people think you are sophisticated because you drive an old Beamer you got for $7k with all the check engine lights on and wearing big ass European “designer” logos on basic ass cotton hoodies and big ass ugly “designer” shoes to match. Think you are “educated” because you still paying back student loans for listening to burnt out pothead cac professors all day for seven years when you graduated over a decade ago. I eat burgers, wings, pizza etc. because I’m American at the end of the day whether I like it or not. And I’m not a bougebag.

 

[MaxPain]

He must not have gotten exposure growing up, I would guess. My niece is 7 and her favorite food is sushi. My nephew has been ordering his steak medium since he was 10.

He did he just like eating like a kid lmao

To make matters worse he eats sugary cereal for breakfast or at best Oatmeal with dinosaurs

 

[Gold]

Lol at any adult eating “breaded” or “coated” anything at a sit down restaurant. For added comedy to op’s commentary -I feel obliged to post this. Save the time and have the ambulance on standby:

And this

And that's where these companies make most of their profit margins.

A 75% lean burger and 2 slices of bread with fries and they charging 13-18 dollars... shyt probably cost them 1 dollar to make

A 98% lean salmon with asparagus and a side goes for 18-25, but probably cost them 5 dollars per plate.


They want you to keep eating those burgers

 

[QuintessentialMan]

If everytime we go out to eat or you order something

And this all you order

You need to grow the hell up


I noticed my cousin for years that everytime we go out to eat this guy always gets childish ass meals like chicken fingers, alphabet soup one time or basic ass bar food (wings, pizza, burgers, beer). I never seen my dude with some shyt like this

Im like bruh what the fukk why do you always eat this shyt Ive never seen you with a vegetable or a wine. Just burgers wings & pizza like he’s at a cotdam Chuck E Cheese party

mind you he 39 going on 40 early November. He got mad about it & we ended up clowning him for 2 hours. Said holmes you eat like a straight Scoob! But ya man really don’t be drinking no alcohol no wine just soda Capri Suns & water

I knew he got asshurt but idgaf if you over 25 still only eating that idc you look childish

Alchohol is for idiots breh
NO BENEFIT TO THAT shyt WHATSOEVER, please dont come with the glass a day, antioxidants bullshyt either, shyt is non scientific trash. Alcohol is poison. Actual poison. Ask your liver if you're in doubt.
yall killin yourselves lookin cool
ole chicken kiev, beef stroganov ordering mfer

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Folks be so bougie nowadays. There’s a time and place for everything. You look like a bougie goofy eating salmon at Hooters or some newish bar in some not that nice shopping center that too many black folks act like is fine dining. Y’all look just as dumb as those people wearing ill fitting suits to a job interview for some $13 an hour warehouse shyt. Okay, if you going to Morton’s or Ruth Chris ordering chicken tenders you a clown. But people be bougie and not even look high class doing it. Everyone is negropean now. Think people think you are sophisticated because you drive an old Beamer you got for $7k with all the check engine lights on and wearing big ass European “designer” logos on basic ass cotton hoodies and big ass ugly “designer” shoes to match. Think you are “educated” because you still paying back student loans for listening to burnt out pothead cac professors all day for seven years when you graduated over a decade ago. I eat burgers, wings, pizza etc. because I’m American at the end of the day whether I like it or not. And I’m not a bougebag.

Woo Lawd

 

[Brehcepticon]

I don't give a fukk, I'm gon eat.

 

[JQ Legend]

I’m 39 and that looks delicious

 

[Lord_nikon]

Stomach watching as ningas lmao

 

[K1ngScorp]

OP sounds like the result of no father growing up

What grown man really cares about some stupid shyt like this and then makes a thread on it like he spittin a bar

 

[8WON6]

i've always had a weird thing about restaurants and eating food with other people in a social way...this thread just kind of confirms it. Some people do too damn much with judging what/how/when/where people eat. All the stupid ass unwritten rules of fukking eating. All the judging of fukking eating food. All stupid shyt that comes with handling the bill at the end. All the silly shyt that comes with dress codes or whatever the fukk rules the restaurant got. Always some clown saying "damn...greedy....slow down" to everybody. Muhfukkas wanna say grace and enforce they religion.

shyt shouldn't be this damn silly and complex.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

If everytime we go out to eat or you order something

And this all you order

You need to grow the hell up


I noticed my cousin for years that everytime we go out to eat this guy always gets childish ass meals like chicken fingers, alphabet soup one time or basic ass bar food (wings, pizza, burgers, beer). I never seen my dude with some shyt like this

Im like bruh what the fukk why do you always eat this shyt Ive never seen you with a vegetable or a wine. Just burgers wings & pizza like he’s at a cotdam Chuck E Cheese party

mind you he 39 going on 40 early November. He got mad about it & we ended up clowning him for 2 hours. Said holmes you eat like a straight Scoob! But ya man really don’t be drinking no alcohol no wine just soda Capri Suns & water

I knew he got asshurt but idgaf if you over 25 still only eating that idc you look childish

Dudes like you keep basics on swivel.
Use your powers for good. I can only imagine the game ran on one-dimensionals in your circle.


But back on topic. You ever been shamed for eating healthy? You can legit lose people in your circle for trying to get healthy. In fact, that needs to be a whole thread.
Edit: All that being said…I won’t lie. Sometimes I do get in my 12 year old Saturday morning cartoon bag.

And be craving coco puffs, hot fries, chicken fingers, jolly ranchers, Tostito pizzas, Funyuns…

 

[Loose]

Get off that mans dikk watch your own plate

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

Made by a dude who bragged about paying for p*ssy no less

These elitist threads

 

[Reno89]

I could care less about people's opinions about the food that I'm eating. However, I wanted to try different foods just for the experience.

I go to a restaurant and Order would I like, but if I see something that I would like to try, I look up the recipe online, and make it myself at home. If I like it, I'll try it at a restaurant. The internet has made it possible for you to make any dish at home and expand your horizons.

 

[ViShawn]

To each their own but I can't stand traveling with family members or friends who have immature palettes.