If you could be one realistic superhero, who would it be?

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Ironman, Black Panther or Batman
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Tony Stark:troll:
Black Panther, Luke Cage, Savage Dragon, Ironfist, Shang Chi, Spider-Man, Cable:ehh:Darwin :banderas:
I still can't forgive fox for killing darwin off in first class:snoop:

Shyt made no sense in universe given his powers, but Hollywood gonna always be :mjpls:

Can't have the strongest character be a black man because of his superior genes:sas2:
 

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my only issue is that his origin story required help from aliens.....:patrice:




Here is the source....
“Jeff Walters was the overweight manager of a fast food restaurant until the White Event (:mjpls:) changed him into a paranormal” - your source (fandom )




more info on this White Event :mjpls:

. “In the Superflow of each universe is a space station, built and maintained by the first race to become sentient. Each station maintains contact with the others, and scans their universes for a race that is about to become cosmically interesting. When it finds one that is doing so, it gives them a blessing - the White Event - and shepherds, in the shape of four glyphs that are gifted to beings who are compatible with them”. - fandom


Sounds like space butter-biscuits to me.:sas2:









In that sense, he may fall in the unrealistic category of superheros because irregardless of how many text books a breh reads or push ups a breh does; you will never have a shot at becoming him without supernatural intervention. He might as well be green lantern if we’re keeping it a buck:manny:




Any thoughts?
 
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Captain America/Luke Cage/Black Panther/Wolverine

Probably Cap...because I'm not sure if BP gets his power from the Herb and Wolverine still feels all of the shyt that he absorbs. Cap does too, but Wolverine strikes me as someone who feels every damn thing, Cap's strength makes me think normal stuff won't hurt him as much.
 

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my only issue is that his origin story required help from aliens.....:patrice:




Here is the source....





more info on this White Event :mjpls:




Sounds like space butter-biscuits to me.:sas2:









In that sense, he may fall in the unrealistic category of superheros because irregardless of how many text books a breh reads or push ups a breh does; you will never have a shot at becoming him without supernatural intervention. He might as well be green lantern if we’re keeping it a buck:manny:




Any thoughts?
Of all the superheros in this thread that been mention here he the one that the most down to earth and his version of super speed is more realistic compare to the like of the flash who need a the speed force. alot the superheros posters have pick in this thread have a lot of fantastic elements to them but ok if blur origin are too much what about the mutant Jesse Aaronson bedlam i see you give wolverine a pass because science even thou his healing factor is completely over the top.
 
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