If you can't measure up to a MΦNSTER Energy can in size, you are small to women. Fact or fiction?

[Canon]

Both...with a mushroom & an upward curve.

Length
+
Girth
+
Helmet head
+
Upward Curve
++
Bonus - Ability to put your back/hips/abs into it...

You will be murdered and she will wear your skin




JK

im good on everything but that exaggerated upward curve

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Here's The Final Word On How Big Women Want Your Penis To Be

Studies show that on average women prefer a 6.4 inch penis with girth.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Very.

 

[SAINT]

Y’all nikkas know 7inches put you in the 95th percentile or some shyt. That’s like calling someone 6’4 short No homo but I guarantee you nikkas don’t even know how to measure right. Pause but ayo @A.R. @Tony D'Amato heres y’all moment to shine

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

Here's The Final Word On How Big Women Want Your Penis To Be

Studies show that on average women prefer a 6.4 inch penis with girth.

Its alot of women who struggle to take a 6 -8. Inch d carmel they be capping

 

[Lady.Libra.]

im good on everything but that exaggerated upward curve

Then I'd like to gift to you some designer black undies for XXXMas.

Respectfully.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

My girth the size of a monster can

You, Sir, are what my Aunties call 'Ruined'.

OAN - It's funny how adults try to talk about grownup stuffs around kids. Then there is that uncle everyone has - Comes in the door w/a drink in his hand. Neck on swivel at all the women...related or not. Then he just has to comment - 'Gal, your hindparts are blooming fuller & fuller'.
Later that night, you find yourself asking is he really some kin or a play-play uncle.

 

[SATAN]

Literal dikk watching


Worry about the size of @Another Man 's wang dang doodle, brehs.

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

You, Sir, are what my Aunties call 'Ruined'.

OAN - It's funny how adults try to talk about grownup stuffs around kids. Then there is that uncle everyone has - Comes in the door w/a drink in his hand. Neck on swivel at all the women...related or not. Then he just has to comment - 'Gal, your hindparts are blooming fuller & fuller'.
Later that night, you find yourself asking is he really some kin or a play-play uncle.

Ruined? Thats a new one they usually call me pressure lol


Ahhhh the perverted drunk "uncle"
All the male relatives on the low be like keep on eye on him and dont leave him alone with any of the yung girls

 

[Bledswole]

@A.R. at @Tony D'Amato

Not true fam.

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Y’all be so worried about penis size shyt is crazy. These girls do not really care about all that. Eat the cat get ya pumps in repeat until the job is done. They will not be talking about us size.

 

[3rdWorld]

Some of these women, only a donkey could satisfy..some vags so big it's like she just popped a baby.
I'm more than alright..but this thread super

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Whoever invents the first penis enlarger is going to be a trillionaire.

I feel sorry for you brehs with insecurities,

 

[African_brehda]

TBH my p*ssy-eating skills have been lacking ever since I realized that p*ssy juice is basically just snot. It's just... not the same anymore. lol

I still love ya'll tho.

wtf you mean its snot
i need sources.
really shouldnt have seen this today

 

[Family Man]

Lots of rationalizing going on in here. fukk is this? A support group?