If you can't measure up to a MΦNSTER Energy can in size, you are small to women. Fact or fiction?

Canon

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Both...with a mushroom & an upward curve.

Length
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Girth
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Helmet head
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Upward Curve
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Bonus - Ability to put your back/hips/abs into it...

You will be murdered and she will wear your skin :demonic:




JK:laugh:
:jbhmm:im good on everything but that exaggerated upward curve
 

Lady.Libra.

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My girth the size of a monster can:mjgrin:

You, Sir, are what my Aunties call 'Ruined'. :picard:

OAN - It's funny how adults try to talk about grownup stuffs around kids. Then there is that uncle everyone has - Comes in the door w/a drink in his hand. Neck on swivel at all the women...related or not. Then he just has to comment - 'Gal, your hindparts are blooming fuller & fuller'.
Later that night, you find yourself asking is he really some kin or a play-play uncle.
 

Piffiztheanswer

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You, Sir, are what my Aunties call 'Ruined'. :picard:

OAN - It's funny how adults try to talk about grownup stuffs around kids. Then there is that uncle everyone has - Comes in the door w/a drink in his hand. Neck on swivel at all the women...related or not. Then he just has to comment - 'Gal, your hindparts are blooming fuller & fuller'.
Later that night, you find yourself asking is he really some kin or a play-play uncle.
:russ:
Ruined? Thats a new one they usually call me pressure lol:shaq:


Ahhhh the perverted drunk "uncle" :mjgrin:
All the male relatives on the low be like keep on eye on him and dont leave him alone with any of the yung girls:sadcam:
 

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Some of these women, only a donkey could satisfy..some vags so big it's like she just popped a baby.
I'm more than alright..but this thread super :dame:
 

African_brehda

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TBH my p*ssy-eating skills have been lacking ever since I realized that p*ssy juice is basically just snot. It's just... not the same anymore. lol

I still love ya'll tho. :hug:

wtf you mean its snot :dahell:
i need sources.
really shouldnt have seen this today:scusthov:
 
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