If you can't measure up to a MΦNSTER Energy can in size, you are small to women. Fact or fiction?

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Has nobody ever read an article or seen a chart of an average penis size, broken down for country, race, etc? Has anybody read about the depth of a vagina to see how far back the shyt goes or how long you would have to be to hit a "g spot"? Do you even know where to start measuring your dikk from?

Porn and social media have ruined a lot of yall. Stop reading dumb shyt on social media and go to webmd or some shyt...

And these dumb ass hoes haven't used a ruler since elementary school...1/50 of these hoes done seen a 8+ inch dikk so please stop listening to them birds

If you're worrying about another nikka's take on your dikk size you're a fukking homo. I used to think I had a small dikk due to watching nikkas slay bytches with what was effectively a piece of PVC pipe (porn) but once I got out there in these streets I got nothing but rave reviews on my dikk.

This African chick I'm smashing told me last month that I had Boyfriend dikk, I never heard the term before but it's a dikk that's not small but not huge, it's a perfect dikk she could ride every night.

So I say this to anyone on here that's insecure. nikka, that's your dikk...have pride and confidence in that muhfukka and don't be holding it up to a paper towel cardboard tube and crying cuz you think you got Great Value dikk and want the Brawny.

Go slide that damn thing in some p*ssy and see what the reaction is. Can you make her cum? Do you need to hit it missionary, from the back, or from the side? Or do you need to get your nut and lick her til she cums.

Find what works for you and be the best at that and leave the paper towels alone.

Everyone should have this kind of mindset but expectations are a real thing.
 

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You most likely are very, very mean to cervixes. Just put the tip in. :wtb:

Noted.
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this is a gay-ass thread but you should have at least included something shorter than the rolls in order to give a vertical comparison. just having them there like that doesn't really mean anything length-wise. they could be 1 inch tall and still look the same way if you zoom in. Put a playstation controller or something next to that shyt.
 

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Somebody really took the time to do a penis size experiment with energy drinks and paper rolls...



Lol


This shouldn't be something that y'all care about. For starters if you are a good catch and have the skills to pick a great partner, then I doubt a great partner would throw the relationship away because you're 5 inches. If this is just someone you're having casual sex with then why would you care what they say when you're probably not going to see them again?

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Yep, because that tongue is otherworldly, OBE, & coma inducing.
Bih, be like 'dikk?...that's a cute little addition to our sex life.'

TBH my p*ssy-eating skills have been lacking ever since I realized that p*ssy juice is basically just snot. It's just... not the same anymore. lol

I still love ya'll tho. :hug:
 
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