If you are a black christian, you are a certified, card-carrying KOON

[semtex]

I cannot see you as anything else. Devoting your whole life to pleasing a fictional cac, and most likely doing it in a segregated setting. Got silly c00ns out here giving their light bill money to the pastor thinking its going to the cosmo cac in heaven

 

[Emperor Sol]

Jesus was/is not white though

 

[DrunkenNovice]

 

[semtex]

Jesus was/is not white though

In the minds of many he was.

 

[Captain]

ts doesn't know what he's talking about

 

[West Coast Avenger]

.....

 

[semtex]

ts doesn't know what he's talking about

I've seen it my whole life mr c00ntastic

 

[Lewis Black]

I cannot see you as anything else. Devoting your whole life to pleasing a fictional cac, and most likely doing it in a segregated setting. Got silly c00ns out here giving their light bill money to the pastor thinking its going to the cosmo cac in heaven

What about black muslims?

 

[The Real]

I believe it was Chris Rock who said, "if you're a Black Christian, you have a real short memory." It's more complicated than that, of course, but he does have a point that you can't really ignore.

 

[the cac mamba]

ive always wondered how a black christian in america can worship jesus without stepping back and realizing that the only reason theyre aware of "jesus" is because their ancestors' slavemasters forced it on them

 

[Captain]

I've seen it my whole life mr c00ntastic

That would be your opinion based on personal experience, nothing more.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Jesus was/is not white though

The white people who gave you Jesus after he enslaved you told you he was white though.
It's funny how it's c00nish to like ANYTHING that whites do.... except worship his God and Jesus. "God is white. Jesus is white. Therefore I am closer to God because I am white. If you be a good negro then after you die you shall work in the Lord's Kitchen."

THAT IS SO fukkED UP! Yet you blacks blindly follow a religion that you would not have if not for the most UNChristian thing to ever do to a human happened to you.
Slavery.

 

[semtex]

What about black muslims?

Different situation

 

[Sierra Mist]

What about black muslims?

They are JUST as bad. Following a religion where the word for black is the same as the word for slave.

 

[Lewis Black]

Different situation

Not really. Arabs started that whole slave trade thing and Europeans perfected it. If Christianity is c00ning, then Islam is c00ning too.