this dude's Monday check in, right on cue.
im gonna give you some advice and only this once...
on top of the page, right below your username there's a link called "log out" I want you to click that and then press ok.
after you do that, I want you to study really really hard, so you can pass all your tests, don't worry no one has any real expectations for you, so it's ok, passing is enough.
once you pass, you're gonna get something called a "degree," or maybe a GED. you're gonna use this to achieve something in life. you're gonna use that to get something called a "job," I know this is all foreign right now.
next you're gonna go online to a site called Craigslist and once you get there, you're gonna apply to any job you see, they are always looking for short order cooks, I hear.
now when you get called for something called an "interview", you're gonna wanna avoid stuttering, maybe study a rock promo or two on speaking. now for some reason if anyone decides to make you an offer young man, you need to accept it instantly, this is gonna open another door in your life.
youre gonna take some of that money from your brand new job, and invest it into something called a gym. when you get there, you're gonna lift something called a DUMB-bell.
if you do all this my friend and follow this advice, maybe, just maybe a woman will look your way, and when she does, maybe just maybe you'll have all the courage you can muster to have a conversation with her.
then, maybe just maybe you'll have something better to do than acting like the wrestlefag you are to people who don't agree with your opinion on a message board.
job, weights, shower and clue.
Dummy.
