If the belmont family was so bout it and they was killing dracula, grim reaper, werewolfs, mummies..

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nah I can't see Dante taking out any of the Belmonts...Simon didn't have to go to Hell to destroy evil..Dante did..Simon and his lineage literally fukked up all of the devil's crew and the devil was too scared to confront the Belmonts since they kicked his minions' ass for centuries...
Simon cant even kill one vampire. :mjlol: Come on. Dracula has been playing games with them for centuries.
 

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Dante's Inferno sucked ass, you beat the game and all you get to see some naked dude with a crooked ass dikk waltzing about some island in paradise ain't no titties in paradise either
 

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Dante's Inferno sucked ass, you beat the game and all you get to see some naked dude with a crooked ass dikk waltzing about some island in paradise ain't no titties in paradise either
No it was actually a good game.

You chose to beat it, that says enough.

Play the deadpool game and let me know if you have the patience to sit through that trash.
 

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The game starts out with a curtain and you can see the bolts connecting the platforms to the background friend. The whole game is fake and phony. Mario 2 was a dream and Mario 3 was a play.
Oh Naw I was talking about one of the newer games Breh

Mario and Luigi literally got sent to hell to find some trinket, NPCs kept asking how they got there without dying first

They made a deal with Satan to save her (yes, her) daughter so they could gtfo there...it was :leon: for a Mario game
 

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Couple of them was bytchmade tho

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I agree here. Nobody is stopping the Belmonts.

You know as soon as a Belmont killed Death, Dracula was like, "That guy's on his way here? :lupe:"

No face of evil can ever stand up to the Belmont family.
You know he was like

"Wait :wtb: so this lil fukk just beat medusa....my homie OG bat...AND big reaper? :why: and he has a CONTINUE LEFT :damn:"
 

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No it was actually a good game.

You chose to beat it, that says enough.

Play the deadpool game and let me know if you have the patience to sit through that trash.

Gawddamn if I'm not gonna attempt to salvage some entertainment outta the couple of bucks I paid to rent that shyt:manny:
 
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