If the belmont family was so bout it and they was killing dracula, grim reaper, werewolfs, mummies..

[Detroit Wave]

The fukk are you people talking about?

Castlevania breh

 

[Mr. Somebody]

lol nikka simon belmont would mash this 3rd rate hacknslash fakkit

Simon couldnt last in hell.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Simon wouldn't even waste a breath with that bytch; Simon beat the fukking Grim Reaper, the carrier of souls; Dude has a jacket thicker than the whole mafia combined

Dante beat the grim reaper, the devil and every general in hell.

 

[Sterling Archer]

Castlevania breh

Im aware of the significance Castlevania had but never played it.

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

Simon couldnt last in hell.

Mario went to hell in one of his games and came out alright
I'm sure Simon wouldn't break a sweat

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Mario went to hell in one of his games and came out alright
I'm sure Simon wouldn't break a sweat

That was hell in Mario World which has no semblence of reality.

 

[Detroit Wave]

That was hell in Mario World which has no semblence of reality.

If you dont agree with the theory that SMB 3 was a stage play, then World 8 is definitely hell

 

[Mr. Somebody]

If you dont agree with the theory that SMB 3 was a stage play, then World 8 is definitely hell

It was a stage play, so its not even real life. Im sorry, mario loses.

 

[Detroit Wave]

It was a stage play, so its not even real life. Im sorry, mario loses.

Oh i agree with that theory. i read it somewhere and was like

 

[kp404]

That was hell in Mario World which has no semblence of reality.

Nobody knows how Hell really looks and feels, so it could be like what Mario went through.

And Dante isn't even worthy to hold the jockstraps of the Belmont lineage. Ask Dracula and over 1,000,000 monsters, zombies, werewolves, medusa, grim reaper,

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Oh i agree with that theory. i read it somewhere and was like

The game starts out with a curtain and you can see the bolts connecting the platforms to the background friend. The whole game is fake and phony. Mario 2 was a dream and Mario 3 was a play.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Nobody knows how Hell really looks and feels, so it could be like what Mario went through.

And Dante isn't even worthy to hold the jockstraps of the Belmont lineage. Ask Dracula and over 1,000,000 monsters, zombies, werewolves, medusa, grim reaper,

Those are just minions of the devil and Dante Beat the devil and his TOP generals on Home Turf. Dante will beat the brakes off Simon.



Nah simon keeps it in the earth realm. Dante uses the power of holy light to crush filth. Simon uses a whip. Dracula would be like a mini boss in hell.

When them crosses start flyin, Simon is LYIN!

Down.

 

[Detroit Wave]

The game starts out with a curtain and you can see the bolts connecting the platforms to the background friend. The whole game is fake and phony. Mario 2 was a dream and Mario 3 was a play.

Mario 2 was Doki Doki Panic reskinned breh

 

[Detroit Wave]

Those are just minions of the devil and Dante Beat the devil and his TOP generals on Home Turf. Dante will beat the brakes off Simon.



Nah simon isnt about that life.

The real hack n slash gawd aka the real Dante > that dante's inferno abortion

 

[kp404]

Those are just minions of the devil and Dante Beat the devil and his TOP generals on Home Turf. Dante will beat the brakes off Simon.



Nah simon keeps it in the earth realm. Dante uses the power of holy light to crush filth. Simon uses a whip. Dracula would be like a mini boss in hell.

nah I can't see Dante taking out any of the Belmonts...Simon didn't have to go to Hell to destroy evil..Dante did..Simon and his lineage literally fukked up all of the devil's crew and the devil was too scared to confront the Belmonts since they kicked his minions' ass for centuries...