If someone offered you $1 billion dollars to increase your weight to 400 lbs, would you do it?

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not impossible

i barely eat / drink anything unhealthy anyways. no soda / alcohol. also dont do drugs or anything that increases my appetite . so i easily have a calorie deificlt

i would do

2 hours of weights = 4-5 days a week

45 min of cardio after = Versaclimber (low impact)

swimming = low impact

once i get down to under 280 lbs, i would add running and football / bball / soccer

run me my check
 

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But you only get the money after you lose it all back.:hubie:

1. The clock starts the moment you scale hits 400 lbs.
2. You have exactly 18 months to lose it all.
3. If you don't lose it all, you don't get anything. Even if you're off by less than a pound
4. You can't have surgery. Straight diet and exercise.
5. Your work life balance stays the same.

You have 3 years to gain the weight, the moment you sign the contract. The money will be put in 5 different escrow accounts. 1 in Dubai. 1 in Switzerland. 1 in Nigeria. 1 In Sao Palo. and the last one in the Hong Kong

$250,000,000 in each.
This math is off, no?? Is it 1 billion or 1.25 billion? :usure:
 

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So I dont get any money for 4 years?

Who the hell gonna pay for all the damn food to gain weight ?

Who's gonna pay for my training to lose the weight?
 

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I'd do it. Would relocate to Japan and hire a professional sumo wrestler to train me. I'm 270 now, would only need 130lbs.:flabbynsick:

But the thing with Sumo Wrestlers is they're actually healthy and got a lot of muscle underneath, so that 130lbs would be healthy. Mostly muscle, some fat, and water. And when I lose it all, I'd be muscular

I'd legit take this challenge after a couple months of planning. This is very doable. :ohhh:

You would have to continue your normal work/life. You couldn't move. They way you live now would continue.
 

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not impossible

i barely eat / drink anything unhealthy anyways. no soda / alcohol. also dont do drugs or anything that increases my appetite . so i easily have a calorie deificlt

i would do

2 hours of weights = 4-5 days a week

45 min of cardio after = Versaclimber (low impact)

swimming = low impact

once i get down to under 280 lbs, i would add running and football / bball / soccer

run me my check

In the op you have to get up to 400lbs first, then get back to your regular weight in 18 months I'm guessing. So if you 200lbs now, you got 3 years to gain another 200lbs.

Your best best if becoming a powerlifter, football training, sumo training, all while eating over 6000 calories/day to gain.
 

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What if you already weigh 350 pounds? :mjgrin:


Edit:. Nevermind You said gaining an additional 400 lbs


Losing 400 lbs in 18 months seems damn near impossible

Nah, you just gotta weigh 400.

But if you're already 350, there would be a fat body clause.

In you're case you would need to gain/lose 200 lbs.

In 1 year instead of 18 months.
 

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You would have to continue your normal work/life. You couldn't move. They way you live now would continue.

I'd work in Japan.:yeshrug: If not there's probably sumo gyms in the U.S. If you mean doing what I do now, I'd have to find someplace that does football training.

Football training will give you more than enough cardio to keep fat levels down and your heart healthy.
 

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I dont have enough resources to get to 400lbs, or time to consistently eat that much; especially if we have to continue our regular work schedule. Also im a hard gainer, i can barely make it to 201+
 

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Hell no , I’d have to gain 240 pounds my metabolism won’t let that happen

then lose 240 man nah you’d probably die in the process
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