If Rent in Gotham is 300 bucks are you moving

[DropTopDoc]

Where are you going to keep your money? All the banks get robbed on the regular.

Also, the water supply was probably contaminated by Poison Ivy or Scarecrow, and now you're getting attacked by mutant trees.

What if you live by Arkham Asylum? Rent would be really affordable.

Every week the fdic telling you your money is gone

Also by the asylum has to be nothing because you couldn’t convince people to build/move by there

who cleaning up that mess though?
They always fukking up the city.

Imagine @Bruce Wayne @Bruce_Wayne and em breaking your arms for downloading a movie

Child support probably hit different there too
Nah I'm good

Ayyyooo nikka gon get stomped to pieces over being late on that support

Selina, Harley and Ivy

Gon be your last nut ever

It's all peachy until Darkseid decides to make an example of you just for the hell of it.

Yooooo

And random citizens be getting fukked up

Indoors or outdoors Joker grenades does not discriminate

Facts

Might be able to hit lick and score some cash to cover entry into the Iceberg Lounge.

Just gotta pray Batman doesn't break my windpipe interrogating me, or Robin kicks me into a vat of chemicals. Or worst, Jason Todd is working that night

Bruh I’m cookin in real tears Dawg

Can't be worse than some parts of Chicago I've been in.

Hmmm i never had to look over my back for the riddler or worry if my water is poisoned living in them wild 100’s

 

[KBtheKey]

Yup. Me and the joker gone be in competition tryna see who can cause the most collateral damage

 

[Supa cat]

Threads hilarious, the tweets got me especially the poison ivy ones

 

[DropTopDoc]

Yup. Me and the joker gone be in competition tryna see who can cause the most collateral damage

So you a supa villain

 

[Heretic]

Indoors or outdoors Joker grenades does not discriminate

I would stay in a high rise but on the bottom floor so I can gtfo when it inevitably blows up


Edit: I'd also have nothing in there but an air mattress... because why put anything in an apartment with an expiration date on it?

 

[DropTopDoc]

Threads hilarious, the tweets got me especially the poison ivy ones

Bruh this shyt hilarious

 

[KBtheKey]

So you a supa villain

Ima go break out YSL and bring em back to the city and prolly eventually burn that hoe down to ashes.

Then have a sit down with em, hoping they got it all out they system and try to put em on a less destructive path. Somebody gone think "man boss going soft, might have to off him" and soon as the mf twitch he get sniped by my actual goons.

I'll be looking at the rest like "y'all finished or y'all done?"

Then put em back in the studio. They'll have years worth of shyt to rap about at that point

 

[DropTopDoc]

I would stay in a high rise but on the bottom floor so I can gtfo when it inevitably blows up

Shiiid they may be coming and planting the bombs at the bottom

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Yep… joker thinks the city is his? you’ a grown man in makeup…. please… I run this shyt

Breh you are going to end up on Gotham local news

 

[Paper Boi]

you sure you about that life?

yep.

going to work for the penguin. he a legitimate business man and not as insane as the joker or two face

and if his midget ass get out of line and turns on me i feel confident i could kick his ass with ease. i'd punt him off a building or something.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[LordDeathwatch]

I owe you Rep for this.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

on the outSOID my nikka

on the outSOID...

just in case i fly into some hoes.

 

[Heretic]

Shiiid they may be coming and planting the bombs at the bottom

so you're telling me the safest nikkas in Gotham are homeless?

 

[O.Red]

yes and i’m taking a job as a henchman

batman don’t kill

Yea have fun with that lifelong ptsd from Batman beating you within an inch of your life and leaving you hanging from a gargoyle on a 20 story building til the police showed up

Everytime it rains you from the pain of your forearm being broken in 4 places and never healing back properly