If Rent in Gotham is 300 bucks are you moving

[Hathaway]

This shyt belongs in the rafters

 

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Get brutally murdered by the joker for fukking Harley Quinn brehs.

And brutally ain’t the half of it, you know he don’t play behind her, nikka gon take a sledgehammer to your knees and nuts before he think of a more diabolical shyt to do to you

You know she got that snap back grippidy grip though

That’s if she don’t fukk around and kill you just because

The life expectancy of a citizen of Gotham has to be incredibly low. Not only can you become a victim of its criminals at any moment, but the stress of it all must be a muthafukker too.

nikka probably have a heart attack from just going to the grocery store swearing you seen something if you don’t get randomly clapped

is marijuana Legal in Gotham city?

Probably not, Batman gon stomp you out for having a gram, and if it is, imagine scarecrow or ivy lace your shyt, and that’s if Ivy don’t beat your ass for smoking her kids

Aflac ain’t giving you any policies if they see that Gotham address neither

You probably get hung up on

That duck getting ganked by Penguin for the disrespect....

Y'all also forgot about the young bull copycats who will dress up in villain masks just because and get you on the train or bus coming from work....

Then when you pull out the burner, Batman will cripple you for defending yourself....

The goons are just moonlighting for extra cash...The only real hittas we saw were those mercs in BvS Warehouse scene and Batman killed mostly all of them lol..

Like...in Dark Knight...Joker straight up went down to Home Depot to get some dudes to kill Coleman Reese smh...

Them goonies dumb, i see the first nikka get flipped by Batman I’m gone

 

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If I could get a work from home job then yes.

Imagine sitting in your living room only for your wall to cave in cause Batman going toe to toe with a goon, and that’s if your spot ain’t collateral damage to some crime

 

[DaPresident]

The one place you DON’T want to be a Coli breh


Yo 6 ft, 6 pack, and 6 series ALL getting effed up

 

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