If god and the devil were humans, and men, who would attract more women

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

I don't even wanna go here, nor have I thought about it before, but you put it out there so I'll just put it like this:

God would be raping women no lie. You see the way he kills people with no regard in the Old Testament... Mary got pregnant in the New Testament and didn't even know it. Had her on some Bill Cosby Quaalude shyt. God just sent an angel after the fact in her dreams to be like... "Yeah FYI you're pregnant "

The Devil on the other hand... he just knows how to work his mouthpiece. That's a playa at heart. If I remember correctly, he didn't kill or rape anyone in the Bible

 

[CinnaSlim]

quoting the bible is fun to you?

Who was talking to you in the first place? I was answering a question from @Geoffrey_Chaucer

You wanna talk facts and apologetics go talk to Geoff because I don't care either way.

I grew up in church why wouldn't it be fun? No one is making me. Stop taking things so fukking seriously and go tug on a dikk. Y'all nikkas try to ruin everything.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Who was talking to you in the first place? I was answering a question from @Geoffrey_Chaucer

You wanna talk facts and apologetics go talk to Geoff because I don't care either way.

I grew up in church why wouldn't it be fun? No one is making me. Stop taking things so fukking seriously and go tug on a dikk. Y'all nikkas try to ruin everything.

calm down

 

[CinnaSlim]

calm down

I am calm which is why I'm cursing so much. I stopped giving a fukk. Why don't you stop acting like you know me and stop quoting me.

 

[mr.africa]

i'm staying out of this one, though the devil.........nevermind!!!

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I am calm which is why I'm cursing so much. I stopped giving a fukk. Why don't you stop acting like you know me and stop quoting me.

 

[CinnaSlim]

Petty af.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

If they were both human beings and men

Just average everyday guys

Who you think would pull more chicks?

the one chilling with the nikka who was turning water into wine, had all the best fish frys, and was literally saving hoes

plus women know they could do him wrong and all they'd have to do is ask for forgiveness

 

[Chronic]

 

[tater]

@Mr. Somebody

 

[Mr. Somebody]

If God was human he wouldn't be God

 

[Bless't]

Well played.

 

[KOOL-AID]

lmao, god would pull more. Just look at how preachers be pimping people with the scripture game n shyt.

 

[Jesus]

no homo but i bet they wuold like black Jesus

 

[The Don]

this is what goes through your head?