If god and the devil were humans, and men, who would attract more women

[ThaBronxBully]

God Would Be On That KentTv shyt Talking Bout "Girls Just Dont Like Me Man, They Go For Those Bad Boy Lucifer Types, I Turned Water Into Wine And Ended Up Drinking It Alone"

 

[aXiom]

God was the first man to create the first simp in Adam, but the devil turned him into a cuck, having him eat of the "fruit" he[the devil] gave to Eve Then another simp was created in Joseph, impregnating a virgin[here we have the first recorded instance of a female lying about her body count, a demonic trend that continues even to this day] and then commanding another man to take care of his seed... which led to his seed, Jesus, saving the first hoe in Mary-Mag, but he kept her in check by letting her know her place at all times.. got her washing his feet with her hair.. so he retained some of his father's pimp qualities

So the Devil would probably pull more hoes, but are they of the same quality of the women God would pull

 

[SchrodingersStrapped!]

for fukkery and than she prob settle for god breh ... They already do this

 

[semtex]

for fukkery and than she prob settle for god breh ... They already do this

cuff god and fukk the devil

 

[SchrodingersStrapped!]

God Would Be On That KentTv shyt Talking Bout "Girls Just Dont Like Me Man, They Go For Those Bad Boy Lucifer Types, I Turned Water Into Wine And Ended Up Drinking It Alone"

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

The Devil Pimp hand is wayyyy too strong

Cause Hoes value entertainment over stability

They don't like being bored ...

Eve is living proof that hoes ain't shyt

She sold out humanity ....cause some nikka in some red Stacy Adams and his head braided like horns convinced her to disobey her heavingly father

"THESE HOES LOVE ME LIKE SATAN"

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Well the Bible says Lucifer was the most beautiful angel and Jesus was a homely man. Plus, Lucifer is master of manipulation while Jesus is probably really blunt and honest. God himself was kinda an a$$hole too. Very jealous, possessive, vindictive and had a bad temper over little stuff.

Where in the Bible does it say Jesus was homely

 

[DarlingNikki]

Where in the Bible does it say Jesus was homely

Isaiah 53:2

 

[audemarzz]

it's such a simple response but so funny

 

[Pool_Shark]

God is the devil so he wins

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Then another simp was created in Joseph, impregnating a virgin[here we have the first recorded instance of a female lying about her body count, a demonic trend that continues even to this day] and then commanding another man to take care of his seed... which led to his seed, Jesus, saving the first hoe in Mary-Mag, but he kept her in check by letting her know her place at all times.. got her washing his feet with her hair.. so he retained some of his father's pimp qualities

So the Devil would probably pull more hoes, but are they of the same quality of the women God would pull

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/jesus-was-a-jumpoffs-baby-corey-holcumb.127118/#post-4712466

"JESUS WAS A SIDE BABY!!" - COREY HOLCOMB

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Isaiah 53:2

Where does it call him homely

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

God.

He probably makes more money

The devil already got you in his rotation if you're looking for cash

 

[CACarot]

Depends, It's safe to say that universally everybody believes God to be a white man and the devil to be black or hispanic. So I'm a say God because the devil would be more of a niche taste

 

[Mr. Negative]

1. And Azâzêl taught men to make swords, and knives, and shields, and breastplates, and made known to them the metals 〈of the earth〉 and the art of working them, and bracelets, and ornaments, and the use of antimony, and the beautifying of the eyelids, and all kinds of costly stones, and all colouring tinctures. 2. And there arose much godlessness, and they committed fornication, and they were led astray, and became corrupt in all their ways.

Azazel stay winning. Y'all cats don't even know.