If Duncan Robinson = Tim + Dave, then.....

[CHICAGO]

GIBSON GASOL - NEW SPANISH STEAKHOUSE



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[dora_da_destroyer]

Coli can still produce some random laughs

Kareem Johnson got me weak

 

[FunkDoc1112]

George Hibbert - Jamaican quack doctor that owes everybody money

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Rice Montana - A tatted up cac rapper, easily.

Young Montana - a rapper who’s actually nice but no one gives the time of day because he's 39 calling himself “young” and he’s from Cleveland

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Cousins McGee - He's street smart and steel hard. He's a healer, a fixer. Wears 600 dollars suits, drives a 10,000 dollar car and he carries two guns. One to stop trouble and one to make trouble. He was born in the ghetto and raised in the streets. He's been a man since he was a kid. If you're a friend of Cousins McGee you can count on him. But if you're not you can count yourself out. If you've got trouble call McGee and leave a message. Service prompt, efficient and deadly. You jive him, he'll wash you away.

Spoiler

Marion Nash is a disillusioned accountant from Des Moines that decides to move to Hawaii and try his hand in extreme hacky sack

 

[CHICAGO]

NASH O'NEAL - 70S BLAXPLOITATION MOVIE FRANCHISE.



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[2Quik4UHoes]

Coli can still produce some random laughs

Kareem Johnson got me weak

His brother Abdul Jabbar Johnson took Islam more seriously and runs a mosque in Watts while helping to forge gang truces

 

[darius19]

Green Curry . Delicious Thai food

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Davis Smith - the kid you know wasn’t gone be shyt, only shows up to school 2-3 days a week and dips after 4th period and the only people who ever call him "Davis" is his mom and teachers

 

[WesCrook]

George Hibbert - Jamaican quack doctor that owes everybody money

And does booty injections in the back of his office.

 

[JLaw]

Murray Porter Jr - YouTube self-help hustler who has a 300 page thread in TLR

Lillard McCollum - Civil War general who was executed in Sherman’s March

Tatum Brown - New singer/rapper that’s an obvious industry plant

Randle Barrett - Local news meteorologist who gets fired for sexual harassment

 

[darius19]

Brady Gronkowski - random CAC, probably works some middle manager corporate gig and lives a normal CAC life eating spagetti dinners with his wife and 2 kids

 

[WesCrook]

I wanna come up with some more, but I'm cracking tf up right now

 

[CHICAGO]

HOUSTON CHILDS - POPULAR FEMALE R&B GROUP HAILING FROM TX.



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[FunkDoc1112]

Lew Robertson - regionally-popular 60s soul singer from Alabama who may or may not have pumped & dumped your Grandma or Auntie back in the day. As soon as his name comes up she gets mad as shyt, Might even have a black & white picture of him.